This morning I woke up Lani and said "hey, let's go to the A's game today."

She said "no, I have a lot of shopping to do today and went back to sleep."

Then I decided I'd go alone and as I was about to walk out the door to walk to the BART station I checked the weather report and it said there was a good chance of afternoon showers and so I decided it wasn't worth sitting in the cold all by myself.

God got her revenge on me for not believing in him.

But had you gone, it wouldn't have happened.

baseball and perfect game do not fit in the same sentence.

Hey now, if the trash talking of other people's preferred sports is ever going to end someone has to take the high road and stop first. And I nominate you since your preferred sport is the stupidest.

Gabe Kapler has now been the final out in two perfect games. That sounds like a future trivia question answer.

Also in looking at the list of perfect games I'm amazed to see that Addie Ross in 1908 threw one against the White Sox with only 74 pitches. I hope he bought all of them a beer afterward as a thanks for the assist.

Bruce Bochy would have taken him out after 73.

And, it's "Joss." Addie Joss is also the answer to the trivia question, "Who is the only player in the Hall of Fame who played less than ten seasons?"

Your just jeaolus because my balls are bigger than yours. Nanny nanny boo boo.

But mine aren't orange.

But his don't get hit with a bat on a regular basis.

But they do get regularly palmed by 6 1/2 foot tall sweaty men.