I'm glad that evil stalkers scaring me can amuse you, Blueerica.

She's really sick and twisted. She used to stalk me when I worked retail. Out of everyone I'd be concerned about her.

Hey Erica - I dunno

What do you think the chances of getting a stripper-gram sent to Disneyland are?

Just hire me. I'll do it. It'll be an experience no one will ever forget, that's for sure. :eek:

Ahhh I'm sure you would be much to expensive for me to afford. ;)

Thats right!
You gotta remember DP, us personality filled gals, we get more, much more per hour than those devoid-of-personality-bleach-blond-fake-boobed-bimbos

So true....

But ummm would you happen to know the hourly rate for any of those devoid-of-personality-bleach-blond-fake-boobed-bimbos, just for reference sake....

Lol, sad I'll miss the stalking!

Hey, Leo, for reals, why don't you want to meet everyone? Do your wife and kids not know about us? Will they leave you for having a secret family? :p

It isn't that I don't want to meet everyone. I'd love to. The family....well....not their thing. Of course my wife knows that I post here. I've told her that the vast majority here are on the left side of the political spectrum (to varying degrees) but that you're all cool and nice people, and that I like posting here because you are all intelligent and can discuss disagreements of all sorts without calling names (for the most part - everyone gets miffed sometimes). But.....meeting people from the internet? WAY out of the comfort zone of the wife and kids.

So....it's that simple. I can promise you that should I ever be there alone I would want to meet and hang out with each and every one of you. Like I said, you're all intelligent, and you're all cool.

All that aside, this thread is fun.

So, perhaps kidnapping you from your hotel room in the middle of the night so that your wife and kids don't notice is more appropriate than stalking? ;) :p

ETA: I, of course, meant kidnapping for drinks and socializing, not ransom-ish kidnapping. Kidnapping in the nice way!