The "is" was silent
Hello and duh to Leo
Repubs are picky

Ah, but our American haikus are incorrect anyways. In Japanese it takes more syllables to say less, so they are actually quite a bit shorter. Some suggest that a correct English haiku would be 3, 5, and 3 syllables.


Wounded cat
dancing in the snow
Leo smiles

It's almost impossible to make conversational haikus in that format though. Although it does seem more poetic.

Oh tracilicious
your vegan mind is clouded
with democrat mush

But I will say I really liked your 3-5-3 format. Nice subject matter. :)

Not Afraid
Will not be amused
Crazy broad

Someday soon
Cat will get revenge
Poor Leo.

All roads end
Haiku conquers all
Mwa ha ha

Shoddy work.

I paid way to much to have my garbage disposal fixed by Mike Diamond Plumbing. I turned my dishwasher on for the first time since then and it is leaking all over (I never use it, and had no reason to turn it on prior to today). The people at MIke Diamond are saying they can't come out here until tomorrow and I have to pay for the repairs.

Uh no. GRRR

ETA: I found the source of the leak. A hose was not connected properly.

I think you should make sure you let them know that you are telling everyone exactly what quality of service you received from them.

A true haiku also must mention a season.

Is it just a hose clamp that needs tightening? There's a hose that goes from the dishwasher to drain into the garbage disposal. Are you renting? If so, isn't this repair the landlords responsibility?

Yup. That hose was totally not connected.

Yup. But my landlord is a total flake and it took about a year to get my garbage disposal fixed. But rent is cheap and I can't afford to move (and it's in a nice area and is nice in comparsion to other places).