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Prudence 02-08-2005 12:41 PM
"I am the law! When I speak, that is the law. When I present my backside, it is etiquette to smile and to apply the lips respectfully. It is more than etiquette, it is a national privilege guaranteed by the Constitution." Madwoman of Chaillot, Jean Giraudoux

SacTown Chronic 02-08-2005 03:14 PM
"Exceptional my ass." - Pat Healy

Motorboat Cruiser 02-08-2005 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigoon
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Who's the quote from?

Motorboat Cruiser 02-08-2005 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrigoon
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Is this a Morrigoon quote? ;)

Motorboat Cruiser 02-08-2005 03:39 PM
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen

€uroMeinke 02-08-2005 04:08 PM
"why tell the truth when it is to your advantage to lie" - Wittgenstein

blueerica 02-08-2005 05:12 PM
"The real reason for not committing suicide is because you always know how swell life gets again after the hell is over." -- Ernest Hemingway

Claire 02-08-2005 06:09 PM
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.

B.F. Skinner

Tref 02-08-2005 08:42 PM
background: To get her 2 year old son, Sawyer, into her car, my ex-wife has to pretend she sees something interesting inside. (And yes, this is less a "quote" per se as it is a bit of dialogue. But as bits of dialogue go -- it is a gem. And it is also my favorite new thing to say.)

Lulu -- (looking into car) Oh my gosh, what is this?

Sawyer -- (dashing over to see) What, Mama, cookie?




Hehe

Gemini Cricket 02-08-2005 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Motorboat Cruiser
Who's the quote from?
I think it's Dave Barry. I could be wrong...
:confused:


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