Yes. The experience of seeing a lot of hookers around the intersection of Flamingo at 5 a.m. in the morning.

I've always been amazed at how little streetwalking* I saw in Vegas but a couple trips in a row with me out and about at very early hours fixed that misapprehension.

Just tell 'em Alex sent you.

Actually, that probably wouldn't work. It is a huge blow to my ego, but apparently I repel hookers. I used to walk through Waikiki at 3 a.m. all the time and would be ignored by the hookers. Never has a West Oakland prostitute propositioned me.

And I've run the gauntlet on The Strip without ever getting so much as a wiggle.

Well Damn. I guess I'll just have to give up on this one because somehow I can't see telling them "Ghoulish Delight sent me" doing any good either.

And I just hate to pay retail for anything.

Actually, if you had that GD sent you, you would pay more.

His girthiness is legendary on the strip.