This summarizes my supreme schadenfreude perfectly:

I think you summed it up neatly, SM

awesome. I need to share this one.

yeah, I think I even did the same laugh when I saw that pic.
:snap: :snap:

This headline has me leaning towards being on Sheriff Baca's side.

Then why on earth didn't he provide the medical documentation to the judge? The judge made it very clear that it had not been provided, and even called for it during the last court date several times. Baca is trying to save his job, and he and Hilton's family are going to say and do anything to get people on their side. If she was so concerned about a toilet picture, why flash her crotch every chance she gets? I don't buy it.

Oh, my change of mind has nothing to do with any of that. I just figured anyone who is doing something that pisses Sharpton off enough to demand you have an audience with him is doing something right.

It is a cage; it's supposed to be unpleasant. It's efing Jail!

What a worthless waste of oxygen!

Stuff on Yahoo

I guess that I've always been of the opinion that people are redeemable and can change, but the change has to be on their own. That and I don't think I care enough about her to get charged up in any way.

Maybe she'll get growed up, maybe she won't... All I know is I have you guys to thank for reading whatever there is about her on my homepage.

Thaaannnkks. :p

I'd just like to say that it's people like Paris that give us kids born in '81 a REALLY bad rap!

Oh well...if Nicole Richie gets convicted of her crime, maybe they could do a season of "Simple Life" behind bars.

The sad fact is, it is an act. Anyone catch her SNL appearance? Much to my surprise, she's not an idiot. She was actually one of the better hosts I've seen. She's got a brain, she just, for many reasons (some obvious, some likely only she knows), chooses not to use it.