Zombie dysentary alert! I wonder what bribe it would take to get my daughters to clean that off our floors?

Oh sh!t, I'd better check the box I have in the cupboard.

Except for the employment prospects. As far as I know only the Motor Vehicle Administration, Comcast, Verizon, and SFMM openly employee zombies.

I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.

Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!!

I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost.

The bast*rd.

Serves him right.

You forgot the public sector- Social Security, the VA, and of course the public school system.

There are some jobs even zombies won't take.

Hey!

Hey!

Zombies are entirely too loud for a library. Everyone knows libraries are staffed by vampires.;)

He's gone monosyllabic on us- sure sign of Zombiism.
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