now all we need is a few hours sleep and we are off to the races.

Bear - they're leaving on Friday night, and we haven't even swum past New Zealand. And will you please hold the fvcking fry pan higher - the salt water is making the bacon soggy.

XXX

I'm already gone.



Oh wait.

Beginning to pack the car. I think the hammock has to stay behind as I can't think of any way we could hang it without damaging a tree.

REI had many tree friendly hammock attachments - I know, I spend a long time reviewing the packaging of several alternative, until I picked the prettiest one,

Don't let the kiwis get a hold of the bacon! (And take care around the Galapagos- I'm fairly certain the sea turtles are bacon virgins. One bite of the stuff and the whole ecosystem may be imperiled).

Damnit. Those would have been perfect. I wonder if amazon delivers to the woods?

That actually inspired an idea that might just work. Brainstorming rocks.

anyone bringing a baseball and mitt?