Lack of connectivity is a horrible place to be.

I'm glad Mom is doing well, too. Just got off the phone, she's doing great!

I have a friend who works in nuclear medicine, so let me give you a piece of advice:

Do not make any jokes about glowing into the dark to the people administering it. That is a fast track way to get on that person's ****list. They've heard them all billions of times and are not amused.

What about super human feline powers jokes?

'Fraid not.

But maybe it is different in veterinarian medicine. My friend works in a cardiac clinic doing stress tests.

When I got nuked, I made jokes.

Then somewhere there is a nuclear medicine tech that hates you.

My friend is actually wonderful with patients but it is fun watching him bitch about them later.

Maybe the radioactivity will make Boris grow a laser beam shooter on his head!

I'm sure there are many people out there that hate me. ;)

I make jokes while undegoing difficult treatments to ease my own discomfort. The techs' happiness is the least of my worries. I'm selfish that way.

Seriously. If it were me at the mercy of nuclear medicine, I'd be thinking of Kevy's current avatar. Anything is better than that avatar.

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