We have an actual crack in a non-load-bearing wall. I'd take a photo, but I don't care enough.

Maybe it's a crack in the universe. Don't get too close to you or you may never have existed ;)

But you're probably okay as long as it doesn't look like this:

Hey. I actually got that reference!

I didn't :(

I don't know why, but I keep dating things today "5/26/11".

How did Not Afraid get a Doctor Who reference? That's pop culture. This could cause a crack in the space-time continuum more dangerous than the one in the show!

I didn't get it, if that helps balance the universe.

Ah... so it's not a crack, it's a story arc.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days...