Time for boxing lessons.

Boxing will just get your ass kicked in a street fight. I'd recommend krav maga.

Yes, but for a toddler on a play date it is probably not to exhibit ethnic stereotypes so early.

VAM.

I have a vague memory of someone teaching their kid not to bite other kids by biting him herself. I'm sure that worked out well.:rolleyes:

In cuter news, Orion pushes the home button on the iPhone to light it up, then holds it at the side of his head (not quite by his ear), and says something that sounds like "how-wow."

In doggy daycare, you send the dog home and, if they do it again, you don't ask them back.

A kid bit me in kindergarten, so I shoved him off the top of the slide.

They don't mess with you when you make 'em bleed.

Well, Jason is getting his anesthesia, and we're on like Donkey Kong.

Seriously... I hope this goes well.

Fingers crossed.

Just curious, did he/she bite you on top of the slide or did you just wait for the opportune moment extract your revenge?