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(Joe's been saying this for weeks.)

I've never seen Pocahontas (though this hero progression through going native is hardly original to it) but does it really have them killing the Indians for gold?

I knew it wasn't a historically accurate movie but that seems way off.

The sex scene has been cause of some ridicule. Turns out a fuller version was filmed but edited out. It's still in the script out for awards, consideration though.

I'm glad what is in the script wasn't in the movie (since it seems even more awkward) but I do wish the edited version had been clearer that they weren't have genital-to-genital sex (which is what it looked like) but bonding through the hair things.

You can read the scene here.

Someone pointed out...that brings up awkward questions when you consider what they do with the animals.

Yeah, I mean... ewww.

Now that I know there's a love scene, I really have to see it. 3D Smurf love... How fantastic is that!?!

Duly submitted to the quotes section.:D


(Anyone else flash- however briefly- on the disturbing image of Papa Smurf getting his freak on? Anyone?)

No. But since they're currently making a Smurf movie maybe you'll get lucky.

True, if you think of it as biologically analogous to sex. But no so much if it is merely a way of emotionally bonding at a deeper level (which people do wit animals all the time without it making bonds with humans ickier).

Cameron has said the Na'vi are not placental so I have no idea how they go about reproducing. For all I know the planet manufactures them and they are born from tree pods (if method was mentioned in the movie then I missed it).

I've seen Avenue Q and Team America World Police and this video (um, yeah; NSFW). I doubt Papa Smurf bumping nasties could be much worse

If you want Smurf porn, it's out there. But I'm not going to help you find it.