I never duck and cover. I want to watch stuff fall down. Sadly, so far in 13 years we haven't yet had one that knocked anything over.

5.8... it's like Dick Cheney farted.

I do like how all the California people are likek "pshaw!" and then whenever there's a 3.9 my twitter stream lights up like a Johnny Knoxville fart and I get hours of local news showing me pictures of salons with shampoo bottles on the ground.

Well, it's either that or keep reporting on the Kardashians, which would you rather report on?

Kid who goes to college in Ohio felt it. Kid who goes to college in North Carolina felt it.

Coworkers in Wilmington had to end a conference call because they were being evacuated for some reason. Feel bad for them, they had to end a call early a few weeks ago because the tornado sirens were going off.

Our NJ office felt it.

Ha! I only called out Moonie since he's posted in here so many times and, yet, has been so far away.

Jason was never able to figure out the whole earthquake thing.