If you don't remember you own it, you don't own it anymore.
-my sister, cleaning out a garage

Children thrive on the routine of regular mealtimes and bedtimes.
-me and Mary Poppins

That could be a problem if you have a really bad memory.

Corollary: If I throw it away and you don't notice for six months then I was right to throw it away.

Don't tug on Superman's cape
Don't spit in the wind
Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger
Don't mess around with Jim

Yeah... You won't get any cheese if you do.

Slotted spoons won't hold much soup

A few rules from our Magic Mountain days (we had a list of over 200):

Always remember where you parked (especially when you own a gray Hyundai Excel).

Sometimes you just gotta bail and get your hand stamped (and go make out in the car).

Make friends with the employees and you'll get deals on stuff. (Note: this does not work at Disneyland.)

Eh, probably doesn't work at Magic Mountain anymore either. Definitely not to the degree it worked back then.

But it can catch the potato.

If you save something on your computer don't just hit ctrl S - look and see where it's saving it to. Maddie claims she did this multiple times on a powerpoint she was working on for homework but it's gone. I've done every kind of search I can think of and it's not on her drive.

Poor kiddos doing it all over again.