zombies?

So twenty years later, these people are still claiming to be just 114? That's vanity for you.

It's built-in obsolecence. The human body expires at 115.

RIP Jim Marshall - Founder of Marshall Amplification

Then how do you explain Jeanne Calment?

And if you want to look up all the exceptions to the rule, here's a list.

Though the bible tells me that Noah lived to be 950 years old so I don't have to hear any more of your science crap.

VAM!

Statistical outlier.

Thomas Kinkade