Well, I would say I destroyed my WMD bionic sphincter long ago, but MBC's intelligence report would say otherwise.

And this time Bush won't send someone else to do his dirty work.


Oh man, where would scaeagles rank that in his top ten moments? I'm guessing between the birth of his children and his wedding day....

And I would regretfully have to admit that my intelligent report was wildly incorrect. Upon further inspection, it would appear that there is nothing particularly threatening about scaeagle's sphincter. More than likely, it never really posed any imminent danger to society as a whole. Rather, the sphincter danger was dubiously inflated to support an invasion.

It turns out that scaeagles was hyping his sphincter to keep his enemies at bay. At the end of the day though, it was just a regular old unimpressive sphincter that was widely overrated. It turns out that the small appliance sanctions were working. :)

Well, what do you expect for a toaster?

One year ago today I got operated on at the Mayo hospital. I am happy to report I am doing exceptionally well a year later with some difficulty, but nothing unmanagable.

You guys here in the LoT always rocked with your encouraging words and genuine concern for me.

Yay Scaeagles!!!!

That's pretty darn awesome to hear, hamboy! :) Can't believe it has been a year though. Man, time flies.

I'm really glad to hear that you are doing well.

That's really great to hear!!!! I'm really happy things worked themselves out. However, I'm not sure how I feel about the slackening of sphincter jokes lately.

Thanks. It is hard to believe it's been a year.

And that's hamman to you, MBC.

I'm sure just bring this thread up again will revive some, NA. And no more fun drug induced typos from me.

I miss those drug-induced ramblings and typos, but I am glad you're sphincter's spiffy, Scaeagles!:cheers: