Why Celestial Seasonings tea bags do not come with a string attached I'll never know...

I know how bad it is for me, but I could never, ever give up pizza.

I can't help it. Everytime I see Jack Johnson in the 'Curious George' ads for his CD, I think 'He kinda looks like a monkey.' It's the hair and the barefeet.
:D

Am I the only one who finds the expression "do me a solid" uncomfortably scatalogical?

It isn't?

"Hey, could you take a sht for me?"

I can think of several things that are better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.

Not getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick being first on the list.

I just did some research, and the aggregate record of all MLB baseball teams for the 2004 regular season was an EXACT .500. Weird, huh?

lol! :D

Q: Which Beatles tune is about fecalphilia?
A: 'Love Me Doo'

Gee, what an amazing coincidence. (smartass).

What I find interesting (or amusing) is when people get amazed at how close the all-time records of teams in a rivalry are. "Wow, can you believe that over 50 years and over 800 games, the Dodgers have won just 18 more games over the Giants than the Giants over the Dodgers?!" Gosh, what an astounding result! Are you telling me that over time, with a large enough sampling, it approaches statistical probability? Amazing!