I'm not scientific in any way shape or form, but I'll give it a shot.

Wenchybeth, most times when a guy pees it comes out in one stream. Then suddenly for no apparent reason, the stream splits into two streams. Sometimes you have to adjust your aim because DPS could cause both streams to hit the floor instead of the bowl. I don't know why this happens more to some and not others. There aren't two penis holes. Sometimes the opening to your dick hole gets scrunched in your undies and causes this double pee stream effect. So it's always wise to make sure it ain't scrunchy before you pee. Sometimes when you're at a series of urinals with other men, from the side of your eye it looks like someone's fondling his bishop. In actuality, he could be unscrunching himself to prevent, you guessed it, double pee stream.

This may explain why women think men have terrible aim. It may have more to do with DPS.

DPS sometimes causes embarassing pecker trails on your khaki pants. If this happens, while washing your hands, sprikle some water all over your pants. It will make it appear that this watery mishap happened while washing your hands. If you exit the restroom wiping your wet hands on your pants, everyone will think that you're a bad washer and not a pants pisser.
I hope this answers some of your questions concerning DPS.
Thank you.

For some reason, GC's explanation of DPS reminded me of the United Appeal for the Dead scene from Kentucky Fried Movie :)

I think your descripion should be published in some sort of medical journal.

Well done. Bravo!

Thank you for the clear explanation! We who are without pecker (even pecker-by-proxy) generally don't know these things.

Even with pecker-by-proxy, we usually use them for differnet functions.

Although it might be wise to replace "dick-hole" with "urethra", just to give that additional touch of authenticity. :)

We could start our own. The LoT Medical Journal for Laymen.

Imagine if Peggy Hill went around saying Hank had "a narrow dick hole".:D

Dick hole = hole in dick
Wang hole = hole in underwear.

Yes but whats worse than the DPS is the waited too long after clearing the snorkel first piss. That can be more than two streams high initial pressure and you had better look out as down isn't the only angle it might come out in. Any direction and all squirlley like which seems to be the norm...

Now that is TMI :eek: :rolleyes: :blush: :D