My Fridays off are pure heaven.

Just for fun, I printed out about a dozen of these stories. I've been showing them to people and asking them to pick their favorite. So far no one has picked the Hemingway. So I tell them about it and ask them to pick his out. So far no one has.

Hmmm...

I wonder which ones he printed out:confused:

Honey, have you seen my pants?

More or less randomly selected (with a slight bias on my own):


Remember class, never touch here and


Tonight, she was really being followed.


It's finally dead..... Or is it?


For sale: baby shoes, never worn.


Everyone rushed for the door, fast.


"Time to pay up," Lucifer murmurred.


There was lipstick on his pistol.


All six of the numbers match!


Ally knew that something wasn’t right.


No one knew what had happened.

Hero to some, traitor to others.

He never trusted the dog again.

"Now, do I have your attention?"

(This story best read by a hammer-wielding senior citizen)

"Can I shoot you?" "SURE!"

One last look. Old memories fade.