(Bing Crosby sits by his fireplace in a smoking jacket with a mug of hot cider in one hand. A lit Christmas tree sits to his left.)
Bing: "Hello, friends. You know, nothing says Christmas like a giant rubber double-sided dong."

:D


How did Nephy's Christmas thread turn into a discussion about NA's dong?

A friend of ours was sitting in her living room one day, listening to her three-year-old daughter walking around the house singing. She looked up to see her daughter's "microphone": mommy's vibrator :eek:

This is the LoT - what more do you need to know?

Trust me, there are some guys out there that would use that just to "warm up".

The real question is why did it take so long for the topic to turn to this? We must be getting old.