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tracilicious 03-11-2005 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
Now I'm wondering how a woman with so many can't-have-sex excuses managed to get herself knocked up. :p

Twice!

I'm wondering if women with super high sex drives while pregnant really do exist? I'm wondering if drinking more water would help.

I'm wondering if husband's are lying when they say pregnant women are sexy. Do they also think whales and beached seals are sexy? I think it's a line.

I'm wondering what the actual sex average is for married couples. I know couples that go months. That can't be healthy.

I'm wondering why my stupid deaf dog needs to bark at nothing. He can't hear himselfd.

SacTown Chronic 03-11-2005 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious
I'm wondering if husband's are lying when they say pregnant women are sexy.

I wonder why it's true. I know I found Crystal to be very sexy when she was pregnant. I think it has something to do with that beautiful glow that only pregnant women get.

LSPoorEeyorick 03-11-2005 02:34 PM

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?

SacTown Chronic 03-11-2005 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick
Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

I love that show! She sure knows her way around a vibrator.

tracilicious 03-11-2005 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812
I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.

Oh, I hope it doesn't really seem that way. I love my husband and the sex is hot. And if LSPE's statistic is correct, we have more of it than average. But pregancy hormones really do put a damper on one's sex drive. Something about your body thinking it's done it's job or something I guess. We really are very busy today though, and probably won't get home until late (once we actually leave). So, I'm not by any means avoiding it, but I'm pretty realistic about the actual chances of it happening.

MickeyLumbo 03-11-2005 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic
I wonder if drinking some pineapple juice will help my chances tonight.


I wonder if Crystal was joking when she said I could get better odds from MickeyLumbo.

i wonder when Crystal needs to go grocery shopping and get her hair done and a pedicure.

tracilicious 03-11-2005 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by LSPoorEeyorick
Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?


I think whales are beautiful. Even the ugly ones. But they don't turn me on. Then again, neither does any animal. Which is, I'm assuming, how it should be. I halfway believe men who say that they find their pregnant wives sexy. It just makes one wonder how a guy finds a drastically different shape than one was seven months ago sexy.

I wonder why sea lions are called sea lions and not called their own name, say moogu, and land lions are not called land moogu. Can't each animal just have it's own name. They don't even look similar.

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 03-11-2005 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious
Oh, I hope it doesn't really seem that way. I love my husband and the sex is hot. And if LSPE's statistic is correct, we have more of it than average. But pregancy hormones really do put a damper on one's sex drive. Something about your body thinking it's done it's job or something I guess. We really are very busy today though, and probably won't get home until late (once we actually leave). So, I'm not by any means avoiding it, but I'm pretty realistic about the actual chances of it happening.


Heee. I've met pregnant women who feel the way you do. And others who felt the exact opposite. Sex, or - more importantly - orgasms, can ease discomfort and also assist with rushing along the labor towards the end of term, so I think from a biological standpoint, some women crave more sex because it's beneficial. Can't say for myself, as I've never been pregnant, and don't have plans to be pregnant in the future.

Ponine 03-11-2005 03:09 PM

I wonder, can traci's deaf dog really hear himself? Maybe.

I wonder, do they know there are ways for ladies with phenomenal amounts of excuses NOT to go to bed with their husbands to get knocked up?

I wonder, will I ever understand men?

I wonder if about the Sea lion thing too.. thats intriguing.

Things are not looking good for me for tonight.. I wonder if they'll look good for me at any time in the next.. two months or so?

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 03-11-2005 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid
I Wonder
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody?

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone, who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me?


Awwwwwwww, pretty-pretty-chirp-chirp!


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