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Capt Jack 01-27-2009 11:34 AM


:D

Alex 01-27-2009 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor (Post 265811)
mmmMMMMRRRRRrrrrrrr.............checking out books?.........aaarrrrRRRMMMMmmmmm...........due in 3 weeeeeekssssssAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
This reminds me. Berkeley Public Library has run into the issue not being able to fix their self service check out machines because of the city's nuclear free zone policy.

"Berkeley, trying every day to make Michael Savage seem less like a nut."

So sic your circulation clerk zombies on Berkeley.

JWBear 01-27-2009 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by wendybeth (Post 265813)
He's gone monosyllabic on us- sure sign of Zombiism.
:eek:
It's also a sign of indignation.

Cadaverous Pallor 01-27-2009 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Alex (Post 265829)
This reminds me. Berkeley Public Library has run into the issue not being able to fix their self service check out machines because of the city's nuclear free zone policy.

"Berkeley, trying every day to make Michael Savage seem less like a nut."

So sic your circulation clerk zombies on Berkeley.
Wha? I don't understand. Whoosh, over my head it goes.

Ghoulish Delight 01-27-2009 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor (Post 265857)
Wha? I don't understand. Whoosh, over my head it goes.
Beuracratic nonsense

lashbear 01-27-2009 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by LashStoat (Post 265798)
I had a pet Zombie once, and he need cleaning, as his bandages where looking rather grubby. So I put him in my washing machine on the gentle cycle.
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Originally Posted by LashStoat (Post 265798)

Shortly after, my phone rang and the machine went into spin dry mode (which I had not intended). After discussing the projected weather for the next 6 days with mum, I cut off the call in sudden panic...Zombie!!!

I raced to the laundry, opened the machine, and there, in a pile of bandages was every mis-matched sock I had every lost.

The bast*rd.

Serves him right.

VSM. :D

Alex 01-27-2009 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight (Post 265860)
Since that article was written, the waiver request was denied. The library now needs to go to the full city council.

wendybeth 01-27-2009 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 265830)
It's also a sign of indignation.

I would think most Zombies would be indignant, especially public service Zombies.

Kevy Baby 01-27-2009 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by wendybeth (Post 265890)
I would think most Zombies would be indignant...
And indigestible



Don't ask

lizziebith 01-28-2009 01:54 PM
At least Austin has been warned.


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