You do look pretty hawt, babe. :D

Have you kissed everyone iSm?

Can't say. I'm not the kind to, ya know, and tell.









except when i do.

The answer is NO.

Don't listen to Steve. beards are HAWT! And kissing clean shaven guys is like kissing girls! Ick.

Bwahaha! I never thought of it that way...

I admit to liking kissing the stubbly, but not full on-hair. It's like kissing a wooly mammoth. And no one liked to kiss those, hence why they are extinct.





Don't listen to Jen, Brad. She's gotten used to that mountain man of hers, and has forgotten the pleasures of civilized lovin'.

I'll take a mountain man any day over some effete beardless half-man!

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man." -Much Ado about Nothing, Act II Scene 1

Pfft, Shakespeare was a fag.

"...For God wished women to be smooth and to rejoice in their locks alone growing spontaneously, as a horse in his mane. But He adorned man like the lions, with a beard, and endowed him as an attribute of manhood, with a hairy chest--a sign of strength and rule." -St. Clement of Alexandria