No such talk from me.
I spoke of folds and fine scents.
I am not the perv.

True mojo is felt.
Posts like these are just as good
as bongo clicks, man.

At L-O-T High
Perhaps you are not a jock.
I dig geeky boys.

You must spread some 'jo
'round before giving it to
Erica again.

I know the feeling.
Haikus are fun to write. Oh!
Feck it I don't know.

It's getting late here.
Some people call it early.
I'll head to bed soon.

Japan sounds like much fun.
I could visit family.
Down south in Kyushu.

Hot bubbling water
Steam rising, wafting above.
Hot springs, here I come!

Not phalli talk -- just
golf. Must have equipment to
get in special hole.

Shafts...balls...head...back-nine,
all part of game. I concede
game does sound kinky.

Golf lame until you
try once. Then more addictive
than crack. Believe it.

Tacos and boobies,
oh my. I enjoy many
sporty endeavors.

Might be fun one day
To have 18 holes at once
wife would be upset

The damn link works now.
Can't link to specific one.
It will change next day.

On ESPN
Sports anchorman Kenny Mayne
Used to use haiku