I took it to mean this (at 0:17).

I confess, I watched way more Full House than I probably should have.

I confess that I hated Bob Saget, but love him now that I have learned he's not as clean as he is portrayed to be in Full House and American's Funniest Videos.

I confess that I actually hated everyone on that show except Lori Loughlin, who I lusted for. Maybe that's why I watched it.

I confess that I've got a secret that I'm not telling. ;)

I confess that I think "Confessions on a Dance Floor" is one of Madonna's best albums.

I agree, 17 seconds is way more than anyone should watch.

If it's wrong to love Full House then finally we've discovered a natural morality that I can buy into.

My friends 9 y/o daughter was telling me all about this show she started watching on Nick at Night... about this kid who moved from PA to Bel Air to live with his Uncle and dorky cousin. She wanted to know if I watched it too.

I was slightly appalled no one told her that the show had been on already, about 15 years ago. I was slightly more appalled that the fashion in the show is relevant enough that she wasn't confused about that too.

Is that the one involving the goat, baling wire and a jar of honey?

Pfft, that's no secret, everyone knows that one! ;)

I think a 9 year old can be smart enough to know a show is old and still enjoy it and ask if anyone else watches the reruns. I know I watched a lot of Nick at Nite as a kid, including seriously old TV, and I dug it.

Also - BWAHAHAHA! :D

I confess that even though I have no musical talent, have no technical musical knowledge, have no ear for music subtleties, and am darn near tone dead, that doesn't stop me from being very music-snobbish in my tastes and judgments of music I don't like. I know crap when I hear it, damnit!