Um... I'm confused.


:confused:

Because no one here knows how to turn on the light of the Jungle Cruise? Or because no one has told you how to fix your treadmill? Or was there something else that hasn't been answered?

So it's been certainly over a decade since I last dined at a Red Lobster. Before tonight, I would have (and have) described it as the "Olive Garden of seafood."

After tonight (we got a gift card), I owe many apologies to Olive Garden.

I gave away my Olive Garden gift card. Take it, please!

The only thing good at Red Lobster is the ceaser dressing and cheddar bay biscuits.

There's more to my life than the LoT, you know. I do *gasp* have interactions with others beyond this limited scope and sometimes I might like to express my frustration with those interactions.

Man I want some cheddar bay biscuits now. And some snow crab legs and lobster. And some sushi. And pickled ginger.

Why am I hungry?

Mmmmmm... Cheesey Biscuits!

No amount of bread or dressing is worth having to ingest the sorry excuse for food I was served. To be fair, the spicing on the fish I had, and the actual piece of fish, were decent. It was the flavored mayonnaise sauce (which they laughably called, "rich lemon sauce" on the menu) that was a culinary crime. As a matter of fact, they had a similar flavored mayonnaise sauce on the chicken that CP ordered that made me assume that their business model pretty much consists of slopping disgusting flavored mayonnaise sauces on varying pieces of perfectly good fish or chicken.

And then there were the lobster and crab stuffed mushrooms. I've had better appetizers from the freezer aisle.

Even with the gift card I feel pretty ripped off.

No no... you and Ally and I are still fighting over the SVU guys...

And I am pleased that the treadmill works.. come fix mine?

(where do you stand on the jungle cruise lights?)