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SzczerbiakManiac 02-04-2011 02:18 PM

I'll show you where it fits...! :evil:

SzczerbiakManiac 02-04-2011 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 336665)
...and the Awesome Mom of the Week award goes to this lady!

But the awesome cleric of the year most definitely does not go to her pastor! An epilogue to "Boo's" story.

JWBear 02-04-2011 03:12 PM

I prefer "fudgepacker", myself.

Gemini Cricket 02-04-2011 03:24 PM

from Wikipedia
 
Here's a list:
(Is it bad that I find a lot of these to be funny?) :D

Anal assassin (U.K) or anal astronaut
Ass Bandit or arse bandit
Back door bandit
Backgammon player (late 18th century Britain)
Batty boy (alternatively botty boy)
Bender
Bent, bentshot or bender
Bone smuggler or sausage smuggler
Brownie king or brown piper
Bufter, bufty (mainly Scottish) or booty buffer
Bugger (from Buggery)
Bum bandit or bun bandit
Bum boy or bum chum, also bum robber
Bumhole engineer
Bunny
Butt pirate, butt rider, or butt rustler
Charlie (rhyming slang for Charlie Ronce which rhymes with ponce)
Chi chi man (Jamaica and the Caribbean)
Chocolate Speedway Merchant
Chutney ferret
Cockjockey
Cockknocker, cockknocker and cocknocker
Cockpipe cosmonaut
Corn Packer
Crack jockey
Cum Smoker- refers to a man smoking his own or others cum with his mouth
Donut puncher (or Doughnut puncher)
Faggot (variation: fag) (U.S., recorded from 1914)
Fairy (common and acceptable for part of the 20th century)
Flit
Fruit (also fruit loop, fruit packer, butt fruit)
Fudge packer
Harry hoofter, rhyming slang of poofter
Homo (abbreviation for homosexual)
Iron (hoof) or iron hoofter (rhyming slang for poof)
Jobby jabber (mainly Scottish with jobby referring to excrement)
Knob jockey
Light in the loafers
Limp wristed
Marmite miner
Mary
Miss Molly (late 18th century)
Moffie (South Africa)
Punjabi Licker (Sri Lanka)
Nancy or nancy boy, girlyboy or nellie
Oklahomo
Pansy
Pillow biter or mattress muncher, referring to anal sex when one partner is face-down often into a pillow
Poof (variations include: poofter, pouf, poove, pooftah, pooff, puff) (U.K, Australia, New Zealand, California)
Pole Fancy
Queen, princess and variations
  • Bean queen (also taco queen or Salsa queen), gay man attracted to Hispanic gay men
  • Brownie queen, obsolete slang for gay man interested in anal sex (used by men who disliked anal sex)
  • Chicken queen, older gay man interested in younger or younger appearing men
  • Curry queen, gay man attracted to Asian-Indian gay men[41]
  • Dinge queen, gay man attracted to black gay men (offensive use of "dinge" meaning black)
  • Drag queen, gay man into cross-dressing for performance
  • Drama queen, gay man given to melodramatics
  • Gym queen, gay man given to athletic development
  • Pissy queen, gay man perceived as fussy
  • Rice queen, gay man into East-Asian gay men
  • Rim queen, gay man into anal-oral sex
  • Scat queen, gay man into coprophilia
  • Size queen, gay man obsessed with large penis size
  • Snow queen, African-American gay man into Caucasian males only
Ring raider
Sausage jockey
Shirt lifter
Sh!t stabber
Sod (from Sodomy)
Toby
Turd burglar
Twink
Uphill gardener, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse
Upstairs gardner, referring to the logistics of anal intercourse
Woolly, woofter and woolie woofter, a character from an Evening Standard cartoon and rhyming slang for poofter

I've also heard: rumpus ranger, friend of Dorothy, etc.

"Chutney Ferret" could be the gay man's Spearmint Rhino!

Kevy Baby 02-04-2011 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket (Post 341631)
(Is it bad that I find a lot of these to be funny?) :D

I find all of them to be funny (well, some aren't that funny): if one isn't offended by them, then they lose their sting of offensiveness and makes the one attempting to belittle look foolish.

Betty 02-04-2011 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 341488)
from The Advocate

Frankly, this seems more appropriate to post in the WTF thread. How fücking paranoid can you get...?

By that logic they should also be excluding all single parent families and any family with a parent that has ever cheated.

Clearly they don't want to benefit anyone so much as punish people who they don't like.

Betty 02-04-2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac (Post 341488)
from The Advocate

Frankly, this seems more appropriate to post in the WTF thread. How fücking paranoid can you get...?

By that logic they should also be excluding all single parent families and any family with a parent that has ever cheated.

Clearly they don't want to benefit anyone so much as punish people who they don't like.

alphabassettgrrl 02-04-2011 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty (Post 341634)
Clearly they don't want to benefit anyone so much as punish people who they don't like.

Surprising how often this philosophy seems to show up. Kind of sad, really.

Morrigoon 02-05-2011 12:37 AM

Mona Lisa might've been Da Vinci's boyfriend

This article is SFW but the site as a whole, probably NSFW so click from home.

Alex 02-05-2011 07:41 AM

It's an idea that bounces around, here is a 2006 version from someone who buys into a lot of hidden meanings in the paining and considers important the fact that Mona Lisa is an anagram of Mon Salai (which kind of ignores that the painting didn't get the Mona Lisa name until 30 years after da Vinci died).

Also, the Louvre says that Vincenti (the expert that claims the hidden letters in her eyes in this story) has never actually had anything more than a tourist's access to the painting.

So this just seems like more Dan Brown-esque flimflammery to me.


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