Once you go Asian...
 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7588582/

But this was hardly a comprehensive study...

Well, leave out the IMPORTANT information why don't you!

Does ANYONE care how big they are otherwise?

Crap, filtering software won't let me visit tshirthell.com and provide the suitable tshirt image. :p

No, not a soul.

Three cheers for the year's most useless study. :rolleyes:

Can you blame them? "Now, stay erect in this cold room, wearing a pointless and oh-so-flattering paper dress, while three blading middle-aged guys in lab coats take independent measurements with this accurate, cold, metal ruler."

They didn't have to do it that way. I remember several years ago on the Howard Stern Show, they decided to measure all of the "on-air" guys. They found a willing porn actress to go into the bathroom with them and measure 'em all (one at a time, of course). IIRC, the resulting "results" show was pretty funny...

Hmm, I wonder what the standard of measure was...

If they can get a guy to fill a cup, they can do this. Leave him alone in a room with porno until he says he's ready, then send in a person to measure. Duh!