Live like a Vampire (author)... Anne Rice's home is up for sale
 

Anne Rice's Rancho Mirage estate is up for sale

I guess she's trying to downsize

No taste, no architectural distinction, no thank you. <<shudder>>

It's a spendy teardown, eh JW?

That's the blandest $3million home I think I've ever seen.

I actually like it. Although, I'd probably add some paint and color, and an enchanted tiki dining room, of course. ;)

It was probably blandified by a stager

What an utterly boring house! I bet it was featured in Architectural Regurgitate.

I thought this was going to be her place in New Orleans, but didn't she sell that as well? That was a nice mansion in the garden district.

The worst stager in the world could not have made that house any more hideous than it already is; and the worlds finest could do nothing to make it less so.

... And encase the debris in lead and concrete and sink the whole mess in the deepest reaches of the ocean. And chain the "architect" responsible for that abomination to it for good measure.