It's the end of the world (again)
 

Please be sure to finish up any last minute tasks you might have because the world is ending yet again at 6:00pm on Saturday.

What's interesting is that it's ending at 6:00pm local time. So LashPair I'm counting on you to blog in from the afterlife and let us know if I really do need to repent my sins before 6:00pm or not.

I like the idea of getting a bunch of thrift store shoes, and leaving them lying around with dry ice in them to make people think they've been left behind.

Like they'll get raptured!

My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.

And that's why I love you

Oh my - dry ice and shoes. Me likey.

... And blow-up dolls filled with helium...

Can we leave them amongst a bunch of rainbow flags and protest signs, outside the Phelps' door?

So, when the people come to the door on Sunday (as they are won to do) we should answer and say "So, you're still here? You were WRONG!".

So at 11:59 pm on Saturday night, for those of us who might be together somewhere, I think we should all gather for a big hug and a mass "I love you," huh?