Finally, a solution for my cat problem
 

And it's all natural.

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=19803

Just need to head to the petstore now.....

If you were closer, I'd slap you. ;)

Small children shouldn't be a problem anymore either

This made me laugh.

Is that wrong?

Only if you could describe the laugh as "maniacal" or as a "cackle".

It was the snorting variety.

A proposal for those who like neither feral cats nor strollers at Disneyland - deposit a couple hundred 10'+ pythons in the hub.

They'd be better themed for Adventureland, though I supsoe you could breed some geneticly altered pythons of the future...

note to self:

a snake will solve my pvssy problem

Sure it's good on the furry things, but will it take care of crabs too? ;)