What can YOU do?
 

Not that anyone will top that, but what can you do?

I can flip my eyelids inside out.

That's gross.


Uhmm, I'm really very limited. Tori can wiggle her ears like crazy, but she doesn't get that skill from me. Could be a latent skill as my nephew can do the same, but his mom and I can't do it.

I can juggle.

I can make computer programs run the way the sales guy said they would.



Ohh god, I really am pathetic.


Wait! I can juggle four balls at a time...



That's tennis balls you sick minded bastards.




Updated to add: Damn you and your fast typing skills GD.

I can roll my tongue, make farting noises with my hands and make my eyes vibrate. I can also make a hidden Mickey with my mouth.

BTW - Any mod who wants to fix the title of the thread, please go ahead. I didn't realize I couldn't make something in a thread title in italics.

I can provide Ally practice equipment.

We'll just add that to your 'can't do' list. :D

I can wiggle ONE ear, my left.
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Why can I think of nothing else?

GC has posted elsewhere that Ally can slap hard, too. Hey, uh, Ally....whatcha doin' his weekend????;)