Lounge of Tomorrow - Iced Tea in a Can

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Ghoulish Delight

04-19-2007 04:38 PM

Iced Tea in a Can

Iced tea in a can, why do I drink you?
You taste vaguely like the can itself
You taste nothing like iced tea.
Sweet to the point of nausea
With a horrid aftertaste of fake lemon,
My stomach churns after every can.
So why do I keep buying you and drinking you?
Fvck you, iced teat in a can.

Capt Jack

04-19-2007 04:41 PM

:snap: groovy

Snowflake

04-19-2007 04:42 PM

Because it's there!

What about Snapple?

mousepod

04-19-2007 04:44 PM

You had me at "you taste vaguely like the can itself".

Betty

04-19-2007 05:08 PM

:snap: metal-y goodness.

flippyshark

04-19-2007 05:26 PM

Wow. Sums up my feelings for canned iced tea nicely, except that I don't drink it.

Matterhorn Fan

04-19-2007 06:04 PM

I can't help but wonder if "teat" in the last line is a typo or not.

innerSpaceman

04-19-2007 06:06 PM

Does he mean he fvcks the can after he drinks the tea?

blueerica

04-19-2007 06:20 PM

Ditto what Flippyshark said.

Blech.

But I dig you, man... I dig you.

JWBear

04-19-2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan (Post 132071)

I can't help but wonder if "teat" in the last line is a typo or not.

Sometimes an iced tea can is just an iced tea can.....

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