Moose farts harming the environment
 

What to do about the Scandanavian Moose?

Develop a hybrid grass derived from Beano

A moose once bit my sister...

I had a friend from Alaska who had a moose come into his house. Stopped in a hallway, too afraid to go forward. It would kick anyone who came behind it. They had to knock out a couple of walls so it would go out of the house.

Damned moose are a threat to society I tell you!

Nonsense, all you need is a flying squirel to be his companion and you've got a hit show on your hands

I need to come up with some ridiculous idea so I can get a couple million $ in gov money to study it.

now entertaining ideas

Im thinking something along the lines of a lack of sunlight actually contributing to decreased visibility at night

I would like to study the adverse effects of dihydrogen oxide, a chemical so deadly it can kill someone in a matter of seconds, and is particular dangerous to children.

it simply must be eliminated from the environment!!!

think of the children!!!
:rolleyes:

No, really! She was......

I'd better stop. NA will kick my virtual ass.:D

I owes ya mojo, Pru.


Edited to ask: Do llamas harm the environment? Just curious.

Yawn.

Shouldn't this be in Parking Lot? Daily Grind?

They should hook the moose asses up to these.