Guess what's happening across the road... ?
 

http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/...770904764.html

*Koff Koff*

We're still here... :rolleyes:

Leave!

Again...LEAVE!

Bear...Bear !!!

Get in the fridge !

LTB XXX

Isn't he going to suffocate in the fridge? You'd better go let him out and lead him to safety!

Is the salon okay?:eek:

Dear CirqueLover,

Well, of course he'll be alright...if Indy can escape an "H" bomb blast, Bear can escape burnt potato chips !!!

Unless of course it was one 'em deep turkey friers. Fvck me, those suckers am dangerous !!!

Hugs,

The Stoat.

PS/ Please provide gender so I can sign off accordingly.

Dear Wendybeth,

The salon's name is "Curl Up and Dye". I believe that when they use "foils", it's to preserve their customers.

They don't use sham-poo, they use...well, they're authentic down to the roots.

The Salon will be fine.

I can't say the same for Marizio's (pronounced More-ritz-ee-o) lapsangsitue...the pup knocked over the peroxide in the panic, and wound up looking like this:

*Choke, hack* I'm home now.

I felt queasy since 4:30pm and barfed in the public toilets at Central Station.

Rasn Fasn.

Bear: Yah can't be that sick...you made me watch two (2) Aunt Barbara's when you got home...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.