Make Anton Laugh
 

knock knock

*tickle tickle*

George W Bush thinks history will remember him fondly

A priest, an altar boy, and a celibate monkey walk into a Toys R Us...

Fixed it for ya.

dont take it wrong, but Im not entirely sure Id be comfortable seeing this person laugh.

Hey Anton, anyone ever tell you, you look just like Javier Bardem?

Practially every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in
the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to
groove.

The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols
and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs and they all sing the
same refrain:


It's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.





Yes!

Dude, I win. I made Anton laugh. Now I better run before he tries to kill me with his bare hands.

Ok, you made me laugh.

I don't know if Anton's laughing, but I sure am.

("Come and get your POPCORN!!!")

That's right up there with "Kissmyass!" and pickle-girl.

Yesyesyesyesyes!
I want to marry Joel McHale! Chelsea Handler will be the Maid of Honor, Matt the Intern will be the Best Man and Chuy will be my flower boy.

Who will take over or Matt as best man once you shoot him?

Craig Ferguson

I was right. thats just.....wrong

I know. Totally. It's like watching the scenes in Casablanca where Humphrey Bogart is smiling. It's. Just. Wrong! lol (No, I love that movie. It's like #3 in my all-time top ten but he doesn't look right smiling.)
:D

My last name was on a list. The name above it was Howard. The name below it was Neal. This amused me greatly.

I'm not sure you get the joke, Anton. Can someone help Anton out?

Nobody? Really? Come on.

[shrugs]
No idea...
:)

All right: a hint. Think common first name.

Starts with C.

They're both funny.

...
[shrugs again]

And bald.

Now, that's the last clue you're going to get.

I wish I knew!

Okay. Both were part of famous groups with three-word names, the first word of which is "The."

Of course! The Abstruse Brothers!

No. But there was a cartoon about both groups, and they both later helped Scooby Doo and the gang solve a mystery.

Sigh.

X Howard: a white man
X Neal: a black man

I'm with you, Anton.

John?

Wait a second....Curly? As in Curly Howard, Stooge, and Curly Neal, the Globetrotter, both of whom helped Scoob and his friends?

Curly is a common first name?

Curly is....your name???

Yes! Curly! Bless you!

And no, it's not my name, though my hair was quite curly when I was younger. But I didn't say the name was mine, and I didn't say it was common. I said it was common to Howard and Neal. And I said I was amused because the name above mine was Howard and the name below it was Neal. And I instantly recognized the Curly connection.

And that made me very happy.

But did it make Anton happy?

Immensely!

I think it needed too much explanation to crack Anton up.