What am I going to do now?
 

Wally wasn't resigned by the Cavs and now it's looking like He may retire.

I feel like there's a gaping hole in my chest now.

Noooooo!


um, just no.


my cheese is sad for you .... um, whoever you will be known as from now on.
:(

we could start a petition to re-sign him...

Hey, weren't you looking for a roommate?

Or we could petition to have him appear in Playgirl, after the Levi Johnston issue!

Yikes. I'm sorry, SM.
:(

"What's that Wally? You say you brought a towel into the bathroom for your shower but it's not there now? Oh no problem, you probably just thought you brought one in. I'll just go grab one and bring it in to you."

"Oh darn it, I dropped that thing again. Would you be a pal and bend over and get it for me?"

"The little red light on the corner of your bedroom ceiling? Oh I'm sure it's nothing—probably just a reflection coming in from the window."

"Yeah, that is strange! Most people wind up losing socks when they do laundry. How interesting that you seem to lose underwear...."

Apparently I must spread some roommate scenario mojo around.

Reads like the manuscript for Single White Funboy.

This is what your personal stash of candy bars is for, although my drug of choice is actually whipped cream in a can, to be squirted right onto the tongue.

Now, now. There are plenty of good-looking under-achieving disappointments in the world of sports. Have you considered Matt Leinart? Brady Quinn? Bode Miller? Ana Kournikova?

:mad:

Silly, Strangler Lewis, Ana Cornucopia is a dame.

:D

Oh, my. Isn't that the BEST. And of you have a chocolate craving, they also make Chocolate Mousse in an aerosol for direct pleasure as well - AKA
langue de chocolat :snap:

There are always openings on the Trailblazers. At least until they post bail.

The jail-blazer era has been over for more than 5 years now.....in fact, many complain that the current blazers are a bit too squeaky-clean these days.

Hmm, may I'll be able to watch Him on TV...?