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Find your dead celebrity soulmate!
Feeling a bit lonely? No need to limit your options to folks still alive, right?
Find your perfect match in the Dead Celebrity Soulmate Search. :) I got hooked up with DaVinci, Beethoven, and James Baldwin. They all rejected me though. :) Good luck! |
Genghis Khan likes me! Woohoo! Off to dominate the world together.
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LOL - I got Agatha Christi, Frida Kahlo, & best of all Mahta Hari - they'll be waiting for me in the afterworld.
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Without even clicking on the link, I can tell you that mine is Jerry Orbach, or as I fondly called him, "Jerry O". I still pine for him. Daily. Especially when I was sick last week and watched endless Law & Order.
However, I'll play along because this looks like fun! Cool link, Motorboat Cruiser! :snap: :) Out of the three groovy bachelors, I selected Edgar Allan Poe! I dig him. And he digs me. And apparently, we dig being depressed. So much digging, right down to each others graves. :( For when I want the company of a femme (and who doesn't? ;)) I found out my true love is Mata Hari. I know we're meant to be, since I have a Nars blush named after her! Good golly, I'm dorky! |
E.A.Poe, baby! "Madness is sexy, Melancholia is sexier." :snap: The stuff they write is a laugh riot. :D
Edited: Hey, Ally, get your hands off my sad little man! :p |
I was matched up with James Baldwin, Ghengis Khan and Leonardo DaVinci.
James Baldwin and Ghengis Khan think I'm alright. But I got a big fat rejection from DaVinci. Prudence, I guess we're going to have to share Ghengis Khan. I think there's enoung to go around! :evil: |
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That's too fun! I got Billy the Kid. Sadly he declined me! :(
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Looks like my taste for exotic women spans time and death! I'm going out with Mata Hari! :cool: She liked my advances and immediately started her exotic oriental dance of veils for me! What is this thing I have for exotic dancers? I think it was all that time spent with my ex-roommate. No, wait... She wasn't an exotic dancer until after she met me. :evil:
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Frida Kahlo (aparantly a Mexican socialist painter)
Eva Paron. (bitch rejected me) And I'll be joining the Mata Hari line. Geez, who knew my tatses were so exotic! |
Cleopatra wants me. Bad.
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I got James Baldwin, Da Vinci and Beethoven. Ludwig had the best hair, so I went for him. He accepted!
"Ludwig van Beethoven responds... "Fine, fine, if you want to meet me, so be it." What your date might be like... You might want to bring along something to read, as Beethoven is known to be temperamental, preoccupied and somewhat distant; don't be surprised if the evening consists of a symphony of rage-filled monologues directed at lesser artists, imperfect publishing houses, his nephew, and the world in general. On the plus side, you'll be able to get an inside look at the private life of one of the most gifted artists in the history of music." I figure maybe I can teach him ASL. |
Annie Oakley :rolleyes:
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Edgar Allan Poe responds...
"Why, why, oh why must you haunt my waking nightmares with your presence? I shall go mad. Madness! It consumes me! I must give in and agree to see you, or else I shall never find peace." What your date might be like... You might end up at the local library, or you might end up at the local Goth club. Either way, expect Poe to be quiet, reserved, and a bit shy. He's an elegant speaker when given the opportunity, but will usually try to avoid standing out in a crowd. For a modest but more enjoyable evening, take him to a quiet, unpopulated spot-- for instance, a cellar or a graveyard. James Baldwin: A warm summer night in the Latin Quarter of Paris is sexy... equality in Alabama is sexier. (I don't know about THAT!) Frida Kahlo responds... "ˇHola! So, you think you have the frijoles to be an el Frido? It takes energy, my friend, and passion. But go ahead, take your best shot." Mata Hari..... Lying is sexy... getting away with it is sexier. :snap: |
Agatha Christie was my soulmate and she wanted to hook up with me! What a great day....:D
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And watch? :evil: Or, I can just keep my other two bachelors, VanGogh & DaVinci, all to myself while kindly relinquishing my other loves. When it comes to historic boot knockin', I'm thoughtful like that. :) |
Lucrezia Borgia wants me...
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If you don't see me around, it's because I've run off with Pancho Villa!
He's my main enchilada! Sadly, my husband has been swayed away by Mata Hari! He fell victim to her swaying hips and slick lies! |
Edgar Allen Poe and I are off on a date to do tombstone rubbings.
Why does this sound like Chris? You might end up at the local library, or you might end up at the local Goth club. Either way, expect Poe to be quiet, reserved, and a bit shy. He's an elegant speaker when given the opportunity, but will usually try to avoid standing out in a crowd. For a modest but more enjoyable evening, take him to a quiet, unpopulated spot-- for instance, a cellar or a graveyard. |
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Baldwin didn't dig the frisbee idea... BORING!
But Poe & I will have fun doing rubbings, and Socrates & I will have fun with our bottles of vino! Too bad, as € reminded me, Socrates would have been more into strapping Athenian boys than me. Maybe I can duct tape them down. Maybe there are men that would like to drink wine with me, without minimizing.... but would the conversation be as stimulating? |
Mata Hari wishes to perform one of her famous dances for me. I bet it leads to sex.
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I've got the hots for P.T. Barnum apparently. ;)
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Leonardo da Vinci responds...
"I really need to finish these sketches for my latest invention, and then start work on the mechanical lion statue that has been commissioned by the King, but your beauty and intelligence captivate me. Let us meet, and soon!" :D He's smart and stuff, that's good. |
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