Name the Christmas Carols
 

1. Small city in Judea
2. Colorless Yuletide
3. Singular yearning for the twin anterior incisors
4. Righteous Darkness
5. Weather: Cloudless; Arrival Time, 2400 Hours
6. Arrive time: 2400 hours
7. Loyal followers, advance
8. Far off in a feeder
9. Array the corridors
10. Bantam percussionist
11. Monarchial triad
12. Nocturnal noiselessness
13. Red man en route to borough
14. Initial Christmas
15. Frozen precipitation commence
16. Proceed and enlighten on the pinnacle
17. The quadruped with the vermilion proboscis
18. Query regarding identity of descendent
19. Delight for this plant
20. Give attention to the melodious celestial beings
21. Hence arriveth Kris Kringle
22. To decry matriarchal osculation of yuletide anthropomorphism
23. At the zenith of the habitat
24. Encocarpe vesicated in a conflagration
25. Jehovah delcify blithe chevaliers
26. A dozen festive 24 hour intervals

If you asked me cold, I probably couldn't give the proper names of even 5 Christmas carols so I'll suck. But with the clues it's easier.

1. Something somthing Bethlehem
2. White Christmas (is this a carol, I do'nt really think of it as such but I'm not sure how I'd define the term)?
3. All I Want For Christmas Are My Two Front Teeth.
4. Holy Night
5. Once Upon a Midnight Clear
6. I Hate Flying Red Eyes.
7. Obey Me Or I'll Crush You Beneath My Boots
8. The Tributary's Way Over There
9. Ole! (Oh, I Thought You Said Corrida)
10. Go Punch a Chicken
11. Genetically Flawed Butterfly
12. Act of Adolescent Embarrasment
13. Injuns in Brooklyn
14. C
15. Swolen Prostate Allows Peeing When Hell Freezes Over
16. Op-Ed Page of the Hollister, California, Newspaper
17. Heh Heh You Said Proboscis
19. The Maury Povich Show
20. Hark, The Herald Angel Sings
21. I Don't Think You Quite Know What Hence Means. Unless Kris Kringle Is Going to Do it Continuously Starting Now.
22. Mom's a Bitch at Christmas
23. The TV's in the Living Room.
24. Did You Mean Endocarp?
25. Dulcify?
26. The Extent of Happiness You're Allowed in Life.

Now THERE'S some carols I would like to hear!

Okay, here goes nuthin':

I think Alex should write the new carols. I like his best!!

#23 is Up On the Housetop.

Pru: I'll be you're right about that

Without checking the other posts first, here is the contribution of The LashPair.

Spoiler:

1. Small city in Judea
· Oh little town of bethlehem
2. Colorless Yuletide
· White Christmas
3. Singular yearning for the twin anterior incisors
· All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
4. Righteous Darkness
· Oh holy night
5. Weather: Cloudless; Arrival Time, 2400 Hours
· it came upon a midnight clear
6. Arrive time: 2400 hours
· ???
7. Loyal followers, advance
· Oh come all ye faithful
8. Far off in a feeder
· away in a manger
9. Array the corridors
· deck the halls
10. Bantam percussionist
· the little drummer hen ???
11. Monarchial triad
· we three kings
12. Nocturnal noiselessness
· silent night
13. Red man en route to borough
· santa claus is coming to town
14. Initial Christmas
· the first noel
15. Frozen precipitation commence
· let it snow, let it snow, let it snow,
16. Proceed and enlighten on the pinnacle
· go tell it on the mountain?
17. The quadruped with the vermilion proboscis
· Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
18. Query regarding identity of descendent
· what child is this
19. Delight for this plant
· Oh Christmas tree?
20. Give attention to the melodious celestial beings
· Hark the herald angels sing
21. Hence arriveth Kris Kringle
· here comes santa claus
22. To decry matriarchal osculation of yuletide anthropomorphism
· WTF???
23. At the zenith of the habitat
· Up on the rooftops
24. Encocarpe vesicated in a conflagration
· Chestnuts roasting in an open fire
25. Jehovah delcify blithe chevaliers
· god rest ye merry gentlemen
26. A dozen festive 24 hour intervals
· 12 days of christmas

I believe #6 is an error of duplication from the previous one.

#19 could be The Holly and the Ivy.

ah, but the question is posed in the singular. Otherwise it would have to be "These plants" ;)

27: That song about those clangey things
28: Father Christmas is Imperative
29:Happy Holiday from the Land of Cricket
30:Infant in a Red Suit
31: Wendy's Beverage the cocaine humanoid
32: Shiny gray tintinnabulum
33: Tinkle Clapper

More funz-
1: Let Us Go Forth and give Praise upon the boy
2: Are you heeding what I hearken?
3: Exhaltations for the Planet
4: Take for oneself a cheerful miniature Yule
5: An Apartment for the Cleaver of Kernels
6: Lusterous ringers
7: Frolicking in a place of bewilderment
8: Song for the Church ringers
9: Dew, A Fellow comprised of crystalline precipitation
10: The Old Lady was Trampled by an Equine
11: Tinkling chime stone

In number 10, Grandma is being run over by a horse. Reindeer are not equines.

Horses are odd-toed ungulates. Reindeer are even-toed ungulates and more belong with pigs and giraffes.

#5 is Linus Torvald Gets Divorced and Needs a Bachelor Pad.
#6 is That Guy Outside Macy*s This Time of Year Wants to Sex You Up.
(though possibly "Lustrous" is the intended word and not "Lusterous")
#7 is Party at the American Physical Society
#8 is Hey, Stay Away from That Guy Outside Macy*s

LOL-I claim no authorship and appreciate any corrections.

The first one is Carol of the Bells.

The last two sound like embarrassing diseases.

Carol King
Carol Burnett
Carol Stream Illinois

Here's what I got:

Oh... And this one:

This one just leapt to mind: