How does your profession do it?
 

Or Hobby

I was inspired by the "Librarians do it quietly" shirt seen in this thread. Several years ago, it was popular to have an "X does it Y" slogans with suggestive ways that presumably one group has sex (not group sex, but ways that that group collectively engages in sex... you get the point).

Now, "Librarians do it quietly" doesn't sound like much to brag about. But then, the only one I have ever heard for my line of work (printing) ain't much better: "Printers do it without wrinking the sheets."

What sayings does your profession or favorite hobby have about how they engage in sex?

IT does it in Bits and Bytes

Caterers do it with style and a smile (bow tie optional). :)

Law students do it in briefs.

I suppose us records managers do it long enough to satisfy all legal, regulatory, and business needs. Though, I suppose those of us who are also archivists will also do it sometimes for historic purposes.

Students do it for the learning experience.

Administrative staff do it supportively.

Coaster Enthusiasts do it with lots of screaming and airtime

Writers do it creatively.
Screenwriters do it in several acts!

Multitaskers do it Everywhere: Concurrently!
Philosophers think about doing it.
Photographers do it in dark rooms.

If a philospher does it in the forest and nobody's there to hear him, does he make a sound?

I'm professionally challenged at the moment and all I could think of is:

For housewives, doing it is a chore.

Yeah, I really do need a job.

the photographer ones not necessarliy true anymore...sooooo

Photographers make sure the positions right before doing it.

SAN engineers do it in a switch environment?

yikes that's pathetic. Ummmm...

Computer geeks do it until it megahertz. There, that's better.

We do it very graphicly, with lots of words and sound effects and in 48 pages or less...

Exactly! That always bugged me. Especially since it doesn't apply.....wait, is that TMI? :p That's why I love my sig line (Librarians have tighter buns!), because it's the closest thing to it.

How about "Librarians demand that you're on time"? "Librarians let everyone borrow some?" No, wait, I got it!

A librarian's services are free to all comers.

Actors do it center stage.
In the spotlight.
In front of a room full of strangers.
In two acts with an intermission.
8 times a week with Mondays off.

How about:

Librarian's do it in stacks

Librarian's due it every two weeks

Librarian's do it with HQ31 .C743 2002

From Cal (the school, not the car salesman)....."Architects do it with models"

I kind of like "Architorture. Shut up and bow down" :evil:

Humm, how about....

SAN engineers spread it around.

SAN engineers do it quickly.

SAN engineers do backups.

Purchasing Agents do it out of consideration for the bottom line?

Bah. I don't think there's one that applies to my "profession".

It greatly amuses me that almost every architecture student whose used the word "architorture" thinks he or she's coined the phrase, including myself at one point. Instead, it's a truth universally acknowledged...

Love "Architects do it with models". LOL.

Librarians might not know how to do it, but they know where to go to find out.

Our purchasing agents do it in triplicate.

SAN engineers do it with hard drives.

CP said you do it with a 3.5 inch floppy, though. :p

I wish I had a screenshot from Upright Citizens Brigade of Matt Besser doing it with a computer.
Ah, so untrue....in fact, he gives RAM a whole new meaning :p

Don't make me post that PM you sent publically.

Tsk tsk, mr. grumpy. Perhaps you should be taking that percoset afterall. :p

Fibre channel engineers do it on both the frontend and the backend.

Woodworkers do it with power tools.

Webmasters do it online.

Database Administrators do it with their relations.

I do it when I'm too lazy to masturbate.

Caterers do it for you and clean up afterward.

Caterers do it with a five-course meal.

Skiers do it going up and down.

Musicians do it in any combination of the following:

loud (forte-fortissimo), quiet (piano-pianissimo), fast (Presto), slow (Largo), rough (forzando), tender (dolce), etc.

Data storage administrators do it with integrity.

You ought to be able to work SCSI in there somehow...

Trust me, I've been trying.

How about:

Data storage engineers do it on a scuzzy bus?

Hackers do it and spread viruses.

I was just musing on this for a bit, and it struck me as how there are quite a few of these in the computer industry, what with...

RAM slots, male-female (and for other persuasions, male-male, female-female) connectors, plug-and-play. I'm sure there are quite a few more.

Good hackers do it so you don't even know they were there.

That's actually kind of sad, if you think about it.

Hmm, can't think of a good house husband one.

Casino marketers do it with thousands of people via direct mail...
or
Casino marketers don't do it, we comp it!

Casino Marketers draw you in

Casino Marketers do it with the odds in their favor

Casino Marketers do it where everyone can see.


Ps: As a confirmed gambler I am wondering if you can say what casino you market for?

What, and risk an onslaught of requests for comps?!?!?!

P.S. Speaking of which, can you comp me a room??

I no longer work there. And although the property has been here since the 1930's I doubt you will have heard of it. Boy, that makes it sound like I wasn't very good at my job doesn't it? Anyway, where I live being such a small community I try not to directly divulge where I'm from. Giving the casino name would definitely do that. From there its an easy road to my name address and phone number based on things I've posted previously.

I hope that doesn't come across snotty or maybe even paranoid. But I have been given good reason on the internet before to be more careful than I have been in the past with personal info. Kind of disturbing when someone you've chatted with in an online game calls you up out of the blue because they 'figured out' who you were from seemingly innocuous conversation. Damn search engines anyway.

Funniest damned post I've read in a while!

Look outside your front window. See that "plumbing" van with the blacked out windows? That's me.

Bwah hah hah

Hey! Can it bub. I was here first.

Message board addicts do it all day, both at home and at work.

Message board addicts have quick fingers.

Message board addicts do it with people from all over the world.

Message board addicts don't care about your real name.

Coaster Enthusiasts do it standing up, upside down, forwards and backwards - and there's always time for another re-ride :D

Coaster Enthusiasts stay queued up

Coaster Enthusiasts do it like they're on rails

Coaster Enthusiasts do it from the top down.

Accountants do it until they balance.

Plumbers do it with a "plumber's helper."
Plumbers have long snakes.
Plumbers do it til they're drained.

Soccer moms do it in the car.

Housewives do it in the kitchen. And the living room. And the bathroom. And the laundry room. And the dining room. And sometimes even in the bedroom.

Stay at home moms do it with children.

Hmmm, not so much.

Medievalists do it historically.

Stay at home Moms do it in sweats. (I'm gonna have to think of a more flattering one.)

Pregnant women do it like buddha.

Housewives do chores, but they also do it like whores.

Didn't know the Buddha got laid.Hmm....now pondering what that could mean. How does a whore do chores? :confused: :p

Lawyers do it on retainer.

In delicious lingerie of course.


I guess GD is missing out. ;)

GD has never seen you in your lingerie? I thought that was a prerequsite of being a husband?

Drummers do it with rhythm. :)

Drummers do it in under 30 minutes or your pizza is free. ;)

GD would be oh-so-ecstatic if I did chores with my clothes on.

(insert smart-alecky remark from GD - he's on a business trip today.)

You're just talking about doing chores at all, aren't you.

Smart-alecky enough for ya?

No, it's not a prerequisite. But, GDs been around enough.

I remember one specifically fab moment when GD (and I, incidentally) saw NA's thong underwear.

We didn't ask for the show. :p

I don't recall that one. Running around in my bra is common practice in my house though. I generally don't run around in my thong.

You know - let's me just say no comment here...

(Pssst - it was at Disneyland ;) )

LMAO

I am afraid to compelete this one:

Cast Members do it....

Ohhhh, that doesn't count! It was a small logo on the front of the thong. I had fears of an ass-flashing.

Cast Members do it with a smile.
Cast Members do it with magic.

or perhaps you were referring to this phrase:

Cast Members do it with two fingers...or sometimes the whole hand! :eek:

Photographers do it with long exposures
Photographers do it with lots of lights

Tech support does it repetitively all day long
Data management does it slowly
Web developers do it creatively
Students do it to learn

No, no. We were at your place, before we went to the meet, and your lovely wife decided to show us the thong. Sans pants. :eek:I think you had a robe on. I know I didn't see any butt.

Why the hell am I talking about this??

Cast Members do it in elaborate costumes.

Cast Members do it in character.

Cast Members clean up afterwards.

Cast Members give good directions.

Cast Members are always ready to help you out.

Cast Members do it at Disneyland!

Procrastinators do it...sooner or later.

procrastinators will do it tomorrow

ADD sufferers do i...LOOK, SHINY!!!!!!!!!!

photographers do it with a long lens

photographers do it to perfection

Pyromaniacs do it with an old flame.

Not sure how Legomaniacs do it...maybe in a snap?