2012 Golden Globes
 

We're probably the only ones watching (and only half paying attention at that).

Ricky Gervais - pushing to see how far he can push it and still get asked back. He was funny.

Seth Rogan - Just gave the best line EVER, walking out with Kate Beckinsale and saying something to the effect of "I'm Seth Rogan and I am doing my best to hide an erection."

Madonna - You need a bigger dress and a shorter acceptance speech.

Wait. So the Golden Globes aren't done on a sheet of ice?

My trixty TV.

I'm watching. But I think I'm about 10 mins delayed. Love Gervais.

Nicole Kidman - Great Dress (not a great photo)


Madonna - (To host Ricky Gervais) "If you think I'm 'Like a Virgin' Ricky, why don't you come and do something about it? I haven't kissed a girl in a few years."

When showing Eric Stonestreet for his nomination for Modern Family, Jesse Tyler Ferguson held up a sign behind him that said "Whatever..."

I wonder if ScarJo would marry me?

We got caught up, so we paused and are watching a half-hour show then will return.

She hates being called ScarJo so I'm going to say no.

I hear she's against polygamy as well.

I want to know why you can't see Nicole Kidman's veins. I can be as pale as her and my veins are all visible.

Finally saw Angelina's dress full length: stunning!

if she's (Scarlett) willing, Susan's out the door

Rickey's now drinking his beer out of a wine glass. And just got censored.

Susan is happy that Antonio Banderas lost the weight.

Modern Family - Great acceptance speech

Jessica Biel's dress is ugly

How are you so far ahead?

Tilda Swinton looks like she put her hair in a cotton candy machine.

Natalie Portman - The bustle goes in the back, not on the side

Clooney rocks

And damn, he is good looking!

Careful there big fella, you're going to get ScarJo jealous.

Any day that includes Clive Owen, Ewan MacGregor and George Clooney is an ok day by me.

So if Antonio is willing, you're out the door? ;)

Why does Kelly Osborne have grey hair?

IMO

Best dressed, Angelina Jolie, she looked like a trillion.

Loved that of all people, Meryl Streep was bleeped, she looked genuinely surprised to win.

Colin Firth!

Boring show. Gervais, as I expected, was lackluster. You can't make lighting strike twice ... and when the pressure is on to be edgy and envelope-pushing, it's nearly guaranteed neither will happen.


I liked Macy and his wife's little ditty when presenting, and Rogan's ad lib. That was about it. Otherwise, presentations and speeches were just plain dull.


Fashion, both good and bad, did not disappoint. But I sure miss the days when the Globes were on local TV only, and the celebs didn't mind being seen, ad-libbing like crazy, and messing up constantly while very drunk.

I am amused by the pissing match that has broken out between Madonna and Sir Elton.

While I agree the show overall was pretty boring, with occasional highlights to break the monotony, I loved Gervais. He cracked me up every time he was on.

All over her arms, legs and chest area too?

I think she's an alien that explains it.

Can I get directions to that planet? Or at least get in line to get probed?