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... I'm baking cheese.
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...I'm late for St. Kevy Baby's fisting class.
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...I have to get my sphincter stretched.
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... I have to go look up "fundoplication".
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I can't....I have to clean my carburetor.
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I'd love to but...I've got some babies to kill.
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I can't access that site! :( So, I'll have to make up my own excuse..
I would love to, but I have to go release some white doves, toss confetti, prepare my "I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL!" signs (which I wrote in pink glitter and gold-laquered elbow macaroni) and loiter outside the Santa Barbara County courthouse in eager anticipation because I'm a complete and total nine-ball with scads of free time! So, I'd love to, but my free time belongs to Michael. Free time that must be spent rooting for a talented but wicked creepy pop star that I don't even know. Time to go kneel before his mugshot shrine! Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at? :p |
I'd love to, but... I have clip my toenails.
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It's like an angry, feral, and hissing brillo pad. It's what happens when you say "to hell with my pick and be damned, John Frieda's Frizz-Ease!" Here is a lovely collage depicting the whole tragedy: ![]() Oh! And, I'd love to, but I'm too busy fantasizing about running my fingers through Phil Spector's sassy coif. Mmm...gag! |
I'd love to, but I'm going to be busy trying to find out if there are any gay seagulls. *
*taken from an actual reference question I got a few years back |
Not to derail, but I met the girl Spector murdered 2 days before she was shot and killed. WEIRD!
I hope he fries!! |
I'd love to, but Space Mountian might be soft opeining.
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... I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
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Wall of sound my a*s. That man & his 'do gives me the wiggin's. :( Oops! I'm sorry! I'd love too, but I keep derailing! :p |
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