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Matterhorn Fan 06-08-2005 11:33 AM

I'd love to, but . . .
 
. . . I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.

Need an excuse?

Gn2Dlnd 06-08-2005 11:40 AM

... I'm baking cheese.

SacTown Chronic 06-08-2005 11:41 AM

...I'm late for St. Kevy Baby's fisting class.

scaeagles 06-08-2005 11:46 AM

...I have to get my sphincter stretched.

Scrooge McSam 06-08-2005 12:10 PM

... I have to go look up "fundoplication".

Cadaverous Pallor 06-08-2005 12:27 PM

My fav from the site:

I'd love to but... I have too much guilt.

Not Afraid 06-12-2005 08:15 PM

I can't....I have to clean my carburetor.

Ghoulish Delight 06-13-2005 08:12 AM

I'd love to but...I've got some babies to kill.

AllyOops! 06-13-2005 06:13 PM

I can't access that site! :( So, I'll have to make up my own excuse..

I would love to, but I have to go release some white doves, toss confetti, prepare my "I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL!" signs (which I wrote in pink glitter and gold-laquered elbow macaroni) and loiter outside the Santa Barbara County courthouse in eager anticipation because I'm a complete and total nine-ball with scads of free time!

So, I'd love to, but my free time belongs to Michael. Free time that must be spent rooting for a talented but wicked creepy pop star that I don't even know. Time to go kneel before his mugshot shrine!

Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?


:p

MerryPrankster 06-13-2005 07:42 PM

I'd love to, but... I have clip my toenails.


Then I'll be watching 'Hell's Kitchen' at 9:00.

Stan4dSteph 06-13-2005 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllyOfTheDolls
Now that the trial is over, what will I do? Does anybody know where Phil Spector's trial is being held at?

Just look for the giant grey fuzz ball he calls hair.

Ghoulish Delight 06-13-2005 09:37 PM

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AllyOops! 06-13-2005 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stan4dSteph
Just look for the giant grey fuzz ball he calls hair.

Hahaha!! :D

It's like an angry, feral, and hissing brillo pad. It's what happens when you say "to hell with my pick and be damned, John Frieda's Frizz-Ease!"

Here is a lovely collage depicting the whole tragedy:




Oh! And, I'd love to, but I'm too busy fantasizing about running my fingers through Phil Spector's sassy coif.

Mmm...gag!

libraryvixen 06-14-2005 12:57 AM

I'd love to, but I'm going to be busy trying to find out if there are any gay seagulls. *

*taken from an actual reference question I got a few years back

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 06-14-2005 01:30 AM

Not to derail, but I met the girl Spector murdered 2 days before she was shot and killed. WEIRD!

I hope he fries!!

Moonliner 06-14-2005 04:23 AM

I'd love to, but Space Mountian might be soft opeining.

Ghoulish Delight 06-14-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by libraryvixen
I'd love to, but I'm going to be busy trying to find out if there are any gay seagulls. *

*taken from an actual reference question I got a few years back

I'd love to, but now I have "Lesbian Seagul" from Beavis and Butthead Do America stuck in my head. :mad: :p

blueerica 06-14-2005 08:42 AM

... I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

AllyOops! 06-14-2005 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded
Not to derail, but I met the girl Spector murdered 2 days before she was shot and killed. WEIRD!

I hope he fries!!

Wow! She was so pretty! It's all such a tragedy. :(

Wall of sound my a*s. That man & his 'do gives me the wiggin's. :(

Oops! I'm sorry! I'd love too, but I keep derailing! :p


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