Toothpaste haiku
 

Expect orange burst
Crest Whitening Expressions
Childrens Tylenol???

Funky vanilla
Flavor far sweeter than the
One which went before

Driving down the street
Blowing past all the slow cars
Almost home again

Library books stack
Neverending sorrowful
Child knocks them down....ugh

my pillow was soft
the waking world is harsh, but
must go to work now

Obsession is clear
Now I really care, so I'm
Required to post.

The posting, delightful!
The work, quite frightful! My boss
looks over shoulder.

Sing an ode to my teeth
(To the ones that stayed-on)
Sing an ode thine mouth
My sweet periodontal or-gon

I'll brush, brush, brush ye
With toothpaste’s fair ember
And daily I’ll floss ye
At least, when I remember …

Yet, thine dentist,
She
Lashed a tongue at me

"Your problems lie
As thy dreams fly South
When carelessly
You sleep
With cookies in your mouth."


(with apologies to v.c.)

Testicle exam
No lumps to be found today
Check again next month

Gosh I love a good haiku thread!

On my way to work
Wayne Brady has such white teeth
That billboard must go

The anise toothpaste,
of my dear uncle Tom, leaves
my mouth feeling numb.

I must have thirty
to give out beaucoup mojo
haikuing I go

My kitchen is clean!
dishes live in the washer
banana bread made

Jesus died for Tref
Tref tell funny story about books
you should check it out

Don't call me wanker
reminds me of a hot dog
kosher beef only

ball bounces on my door
dog tail hits my arse ouch ouch
guess that's what I get

Thirty posts I have
now I will stop torturing
mojo I bestow

Self exam I ask
Of SacTown Chronic today.
But will he answer?