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How about the dramatic monologue of spam?
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That was FVCKING BRILLIANT!
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Awesome stuff. :snap: ;) "with the fire shining upon her..." Ah, I wish I could get away with writing such stuff.
Maybe I should get into the spam business? |
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Clearly I don't know how this "poetry" thing works, but I do have a favorite spam today.
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LOVELY SPAM!!!!!! WONDERFUL SPAM!!! SPAM!!! SPAM!!!!! Can't believe none of you did this yet. Aren't you glad I did? :gnome: |
and wendybeth should be along annny second now...
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Lol Prudence!:snap:
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I wasn't saying no one had ever done it here on the LoT. Just in this thread.
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UGH! And in a thread I started too! |
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This one unnerves me...
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I like the simplicity of the one I got today:
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you know...that, combined with your avatar is quite....um....interesting |
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I just received an email with this subject line:
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More interesting than mine: "Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"
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In the spamblocker today, the title just cracked me up!
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Recent favorite:
"Triumph over your woman" |
This one arrived today: "god destroys Boise for not being gay enough." Best spam subject line in AGES!
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It does win.
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But what if I would prefer to increase the size of my piano instead?
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