God
 

Your God is dead.

God is in the T.V.

TV is god

No, TiVo is.

God Bless TiVo.

I want to Tivo! :(

I want a SMART fella this time around.

My fella is getting smarter.

going back to the OP.....
And no one cares,
If there is a hell,
You'll see me there.

This entire thread
Has delighted every
Inch of my thick thighs

When I was younger my parents ordered me a series of children's books from the Reader's Digest. The novelty of this series was that each book included my name within the pages of the text. The first book I received, was a children's illustrated version of the Bible -- it said things like, And Jesus died for your sins ... George of Barrett Elementary School! I took it all very much to heart. I felt so guilty. And why God picking on me personally? Why wasn't my sister mentioned? Where was her name? What did I do? As far as I knew, I was in all the versions of the Bible. When we would go to church on Sunday I was convinced I was some sort of minor Biblical celebrity (Psst, there's that kid what is mentioned in the Good Book! I hope he sits near us!)

As the song goes, Jesus loves me this I know, cause the Bible tells me so -- personally!

Okay, this is one of the funniest things I have *ever* read.

You were singled OUT? Really? How cruel! How funny! It's almost too funny to believe.

Jesus was beaten and nailed to a cross. It was brutal and it was painful and it was ALL for YOU Tref. All for you.

Hopefully one of the religious books I would have read if *I'd* been given this bizarre gift would have read, "And one of the knights Templar, Audra Rosemary...." It'd be cool to be a Templar, assuming I were to never be run through with a sword, 'cause I hear that's painful.

Everytime I read the title to this thread, I hear Napoleon Dynamite saying it for me.
"God!"
:D

Wise choice.

Good Orderly Direction

I have a hang up with the whole religion thing.

I was force fed religion till I wanted to throw up. I went to a religious school and they wouldnt let me eat my lunch I myself brought from home until I had memorized the memory verses for that day. Well my memory has never been the greatest, so sometimes I didnt get to eat lunch until almost time to go home. I had a lot of crazy teachers and stuff too; one would open this huge cabinent in our class and listen to it creak and then exclaim "my! isnt that relaxing?"

Later I went to yet another christian school on the insistance of my mother who I am sure thought I was going to go to hell (and I am sure still thinks it in the back of her mind). We couldnt afford to pay for the full tuition, so I had to stay after school and do chores for the school. They made me do the strangest things: scraping tape labels off old tapes so they could reuse them over and over for the bible broadcasts they sold in the little biblical store they ran. There was a christian comic book I had to put price tags on... I accidentally put one over the face of Jesus on the cover and they wigged out.

All of that kinda stuff and more hasnt sat right with me since. I really get verbal when people try to force religion on me because of all this crap that happened when I was younger. I do beleive in God, but am unsure what kind of God he may be to allow his little fan clubs to run amok like this. For those that beleive in christianity I am not trying to be insulting, but please bear in mind when you preach the good word to tread softly dont stick it down peoples throats.

Ha ha, Eliza got hooked by Tref. :D