The Annual Gay Day Controversy
 

Here it comes again. Gay Day at Disneyland. October 1, 2005. RedHeaven.

It's a message board tradition to have a controversial thread about the merits and detriments of Gay Day. But, well, on this board there's just not likely to be the type of homophobia and gaybashing that makes for an exciting thread.

So what are we gonna get controversial about? Should gays go flaunting their sinful homosexuality in the wholesomeness of the Happiest Place on Earth?

Why do gays need a day at Disneyland? Isn't it enough that every day is a gay day at Disneyland?

How can Disney allow this type of thing at the Magic Kingdom?!? Why do they sponsor this tasteless insult to normal family life year after tiresome year?

And why, oh why is Red the color of gay that day? Don't they know how horrible most people look in red? And what about the unsuspecting Angels fans who get caught in the web of queer? This is just a way for Disney to sell more blue Mickey Mouse T-shirts that day, isn't it?

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Well, since we're not the right community to be arguing about any of that stuff (though please feel free if the mood takes you), the only thing left in the realm of controversy is .....




What's innerSpaceman's Gay Day Shirt gonna say this year?!?!?!!!!


It's a cherished gay day tradition for innerSpaceman to wear a somewhat risque shirt that says "Gay" and "Disneyland" in an amusing yet slightly disturbing style. But no one knows what this year's shirt is going to be.

And so we are pleased to announce the start of the Annual innerSpaceman GayDay Shirt Slogan Contest!

Just come up with a simple slogan that combines the elements of Gay and Disneyland, and post your ideas in this thread.

In past years, innerSpaceman has worn the classic I Got Rear Ended on Autopia






And then there was the attention-getting Monstro Swallows





What'll it be this year? What can follow those two tasteless, but funny, red shirts? Submit your entries to this thread.

Winners will have the pride and satisfaction that goes with innerSpaceman getting repeatedly hit on - - because of the shirt!!

So keep those cards and ideas coming, and You may see Your Slogan embarrassingly emblazoned across innerSpaceman's chest this coming GayDay!

Ooh! A contest!

Howzabout "I've been in Uncle Walt's Rainbow Caverns"?

Alice Does Wonderland :D

Updating my other submission from last year: "I Got Rear Ended on California Screamin'"

Damn, everything I'm coming up with right now is a little too over the top (or lame). Like, "Fagtasmic!" or "Buzz Blasted My ASStro" (yes, that's the lame one).

"The Happiest Homo Coming* on Earth"



*Alternate spellings available.

:rolling over laughing: OMG! Those are so hilarious.

How about:

I want to blow the Matterhorn

How does he do it??? I'm married to a dirty joke prodigy :p

I'm not sure that can be beat :D

I agree. I think we ALL need T-Shirts like that.

CafePress, where are you? (But, I won't steal your thunder, my miniscule old homo man)

Yes

"Bruce; Seamen spotted in Lagoon"

It is known that all gay people are liberal socialist communists, so I think red is the perfect choice. :p

I thought it was because the red states have so many closeted homos.

Should I take that to mean you can't resist my sphincter? I better raise my going one appliance rate to something like real estate, as Scrooge keeps advising me to.

I still would have liked to have seen this in it's fully inappropriate glory:

I was thinking of wearing a red shirt with a bi-cycle on it....:evil: Although the best idea in that vein was done by Angie last year. She had a shirt with Curious George riding a bicycle on it.....or as she called it, "Bi-Curious George"

Hmmm, that's quite a lot of "output" from his partner whale. Musta been a Sperm Whale, huh?




(someone had to say it)

Walt's Little Friend

Evil Queen

Wicked Fairy

Spreading Pixie Dust Since 19fillintheblank

Care To Share A Bobsled?

I Go Down Like Space Mountain Experiencing Cascade Failure

Will Go 101 For $$$

I Know People Who Know Julie Andrews

5 Tiaras Are STILL Too Few

Permanecer Sentados, Por Favor (en mi cara, gracias)

I Got Lei'd At The Tiki Room

My Black Jewish Lesbian Mother Went To Disneyland And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

I Miss Making Out On The Peoplemover

You DO Realize They Have Cameras In The Haunted Mansion

Meat Me Down On Main Street

Disneyland Submarines - Longer, Harder, and More Seamen Than Ever (Chumming in 2007)

Gives Good Frozen Head

No, Really, It Only LOOKS Small Because Of Forced Perspective

Find My Hidden Mickey

I'm Matterhorny

OK. There are not enough Gay Days in the WORLD to use all of those great lines.

OMG! If you liked sex with women, I'd offer you some. ;)

Ok, that has me falling out of my chair!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! :snap:

HA!

iSm, you're going to have to start attending Gay Days at WDW just for the opportunity to use all the great shirt slogans. They'd probably love you at the Freedom Resort & Spa.

You DO Realize They Have Cameras In The Haunted Mansion - I'm stealing this one if we don't make a group effort for Greg's idea.


Disneyland Submarines - Longer, Harder, and More Seamen Than Ever (Chumming in 2007) That's just toooooo nasty and good. ISM is ssure seaworthy enough to wear it.

Gives Good Frozen Head - inside joke fabulousness. Any takers?

No, Really, It Only LOOKS Small Because Of Forced Perspective - well, Commodore, you MUST wear this one.


I'm Matterhorny - I want to see Matterhorn Fan in this one. I reallly, really do.

I like CP's bicycle idea. I've been torn on what to do. I totally forgot to think along those lines....

Ken's probably going to wear, "I'm Straight But Not Narrow". :D

DP! it is ironic that i first see your new avatar in this thread, but, it is the BEST avatar ever! this is what fairy tales are made from.

hey! maybe that's what could be on Ken's t-shirt! :snap:



i am so thrilled for you both.

oh yeah, to stay on topic...why do heteros have to parade around all over the place kissing in public? sheesh, get a room.:p

Sure! We'll get a room. Can you get us a suite at the GC, Lickey?

oooh, great idea. Lickey likes it.


two connecting suits! a hetero suite and a homo suite. which would you like to be registered in? LOL

('cept, not in October! no more room at the Inn.)

Well, I'll be in the Hetero suite but I'll be spending a lot of time in the Fag Hag Suite. Oh, I mean, the Homo Suite. ;)

"Soft Pooh Opening" (that never gets old, right?)

:cheers:

:eek: :evil: :D

I go down on Splash Mountain.

Crystal chimed in with:

I get wet on Splash Mountain

but, uh, that doesn't help iSm but any lesbians (or bike riding LoT chicks) are free to use it.

Awesomeness! Don't know if I have the guts to wear it, innocent though it seems.

Hell, I'm already thinking about MA shirts...

Finding Homo:
Going down in a 40-man sub in 2006

West Hollywood Tower Hotel: Going DOWN!

(The fantasmic imagery but with the word) Orgasmic!

Pluto's not the only one offering footlongs.

Would "Yo ho, yo ho a butt pirate's life for me" be too foul for DL?

Speaking of pirates:
"Pound em lads, pound em!" with a picture of the pirate captain

By the way: for women, a picture of the ceiling in the Main Street Cinema (the center, over the platform)

"Forget blue, Red Fairies are where it's at"

"Space Mounting"

"Ride my Rocket Rod"

"Explore the Big Thunder Mine Shaft"



So, nu? You going to let us know when you decide?

I'm not making a decision yet.

I love so many of them.

I'm very tickled by 'Fagtasmic,' - and I think 'The Happiest Homo Cumming of All' is particularly appropriate this year, but it's got too many dang letters.


Speaking of letters, does anyone know where I can get iron-on letters? My old source appears to have dried up.

Try Jo-Ann's or Michael's.

Why aren't you using printable transfers?

Oh, and can you tech-assist me on that, sweetheart?


And yeah, Michael's was my next stop, after Jo-Ann's seems to have discontinued them.

Honey! Two words. YOUR and BOYFRIEND. And, I can help you as well and I live closer and .....well, never mind. ;)

Another vote for printable transfers. Among other things, length of the message ain't an issue, no extra work necessary.

"Hard Facts Created America"


"Pinocchio Lied and I Love It!"


"Fruit By The Foot"

"I tell lies"

or

"I'll lie to you"

or

"Lie to me!"

Journey into my rainbow caverns. ;)

Heheh, keep those cards and letter coming, folks. No matter what ends up on the shirt, this is all comedy gold!

This isn't an entry to iSm's competition because it's not my idea but I wanted to share...there's a Mickey Mouse t-shirt in DCA with the saying (in glittery letters): Gentleman Start Your Engines. Unfortunately it's in black, not red.

What about "Mildly Shocking, Disney Related, Homo-Erotic, Double Entendre."

Sure, its not as witty as the others, but it pretty much says it all.

"Grab your liederhosen if you want to mount the Matterhorn!"

How about a photograph of Pluto's Dog house in Toontown? At least, the sign advertising footlongs.

"And Davy Jones waiting at the bottom for them what don't obey"

Since it got buried on another board, how about:

"I Go Down Faster Than a Gay Day Thread!"

;)

Hehehehe.

Yeah, that was funny. It's like, how many licks to get to the center of a tootsi pop?

Heehee! Awesomeness.

I like this one...but with one minor modification:

"Ride my Pocket Rod"

ok, so it sounded better in my head...

^ Haha, that's great!

So's this...
I posted the exact same O.P. on MiceChat and, while I was out at their Big Gay Meet, the thing exploded into 11 pages of bull**** controversy, and got put in their Litterbox to die a well-deserved death.

There were some funny suggestions there, before ugliness reared its gruesome head. But I generally like the LoT suggestions better.

Although I am not going to reveal the winner until manufacturing is complete (lest some mishap cause me to abandon the original concept), I will give a clue that the chosen slogan was posted both here and on MiceChat, but by different people. I'm going to add a second, related slogan of my own - and either do a front-and-back - - or a "brother act" :eek: with Zapppop, if he would like to share the theme.

Brother? BROTHER?

That's so wrong.

It's embarrassing that this is all I could come up with. I'm rarely funny when I try to be.


"Wanna see a Gullywhumper?"

"To all that enter this happy place, Welcome!"

"Rod can also play an organ"

"Is that a stretching room or are you just happy to see me"

Ok, I should really stop now...

Oh man, how could I forget...

"Madam Leota Gives Remarkable Head"

Someday My Prince Will Cum

Silly Old Bear

The Goat Trick Isn't What You Think It Is

I Heart Matt (and Greg)

Thank goodness these are all in this thread, and saveable, instead of on the lost cocktail napkins of prior years. We will have to get more people involved, and have things like Haunted Mansion Year and such, in order to use all these brilliant and hysterial ideas!

How about:

You can roast marshmallows on my flaming cabin!

or

I'm one hot flaming cabin!

or just

Flaming cabin!

OMG :eek:


I liked your first offerings more-

On edit- I love the "i go down faster than a Gay Day thread" but it's too much of an in joke.

Soft Pooh Opening is from way back when they were completing the Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh ride and they were having, well, soft Pooh openings.

Oh yes, I get it.... :eek: I just...well... :eek: :eek:

LOL- really.....some good ones here- I am almost tempted to compare this thread and the doomed idiot thread and find the matches to see if I can guess the winner-

Omg LOL

My teacup spins both ways.

Please enter at the rear of the train.

Dumbo: Come squeeze my magic feather.


(Just trying to get into the sprit.... )

Recruiter" in rainbow colors and "Looking for a few good men"

Something like this but with what look like the tickets like E tickets and so on.....

Can I just say, WTF? Gay Hitler? :confused:

Holy Post Count, CrazyLegs! ;)

I presumed it to be a bit of a sarcastic homage to the German-Lesbian cassic Mädchen in Uniform.

Hmm, I thought maybe it was a ribald satire on the German-Lesbian automobile romp, "The Gumball Rally"
Der Gumballen Rally

Just a Simple Picrure of Pinnochio with the caption:

"Got Wood?"

:cheers:

iSm: if you run low on time, you can always order this t-shirt. It's not red, but I think it makes the point rather nicely.

iSm: I just mentioned this on the other board, but I just thought of a great Gay Day t-shirt slogan (remembering that Sept 30th is Eisner's last day and the first Gay Day)

"Michael Eisner can blow me"

Subtle as a brick.

Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's ME!!!

Okay iSm.... here's a graphic for ya: (I have a larger, high-quality one if you want it)

Thanks Cindy but we already made his shirt design.

Yeah, the lego version is really cool .... but the deed's already done. However, you remain the CONTEST WINNER .... and that means, um, um, a blow job for the gay man of your choice on Saturday!

Where's Boggy?

Interviewing for a job.

Where are YOU?

Getting ready for an interview. What's it to you?

Sorry Zapp, I didn't know you guys had gotten it done already.

<raises his hand like Horshack>
OOO! OOO! OOO!
Pick me! Pick me!

Late for the contest but chiming in. If we were in Epcot, I'd put Figment and Dreamfinder on a red shirt and suggest:

Ejaaaaaculation,
Ejaaaaaculation
A dream can be a dream come true
With just a spark from me and you

Heheh, I want the Angels shirt for next year.


Oh, and if I ever make it the WDW event, the Figment Ejaculation shirt is a must!

Figment and ejaculation in the same sentence. What's next? Barney and ejaculation in the same sentence?

Sure, if you're into bears.

;)

Actually, Barney's a dinosaur.


And that's your type, isn't it, Zap?


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.









(oh .... wait)

OMG, the Angels logo is the BEST!

So since I am actually going to be there for gay day I am wondering if I should wear the shirt I bought at the Erotica convention a few years back... I wish I had a picture of it but I did find a picture of the shirt but it is a little different than mine. the shirt Except my shirt has no "my" on it.

Great idea!


Only, um, bring another shirt to wear for when you go through the gate, and for when security inevitably requires you to take that one off.


You might get quite a few good hours of it, though. I say, go for it.

I love it for a shirt