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Follow the instructions to find your new name.


Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gadget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = bootie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tootie
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = blah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = zard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = biscuits
o = hiney
p = chunks
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = kisser
y = brains
z = juice


hi. i'm goober cootie tush. what's your name?

nice to meet you, I'm zippy cootie lips

Crusty Liverhead.

Goober Applesniffer

SacTownChronic = Buttercup Bubble Biscuits

real name= Loopy Chicken Chunks
screen name= Dorkey Cootie Liver

Poopsie Bubblebuns

Snotty Girdlebrain

Zippy Applehead:D

Snotty Bubbletush

Bootie Wafflechunks

Chim-Chim Applebuns at your service.

What if one's last name doesn't have a fourth letter...? :(
;)

Zsa-Zsa GizzardPants. :)

Then Squeezit Livertush says you are a loser!

Hmm, Crusty & Zippy Liverhead. Has a nice ring to it...

Ha! Love the couples thing: Loopy and Zsa-Zsa Gizzardpants invite you to...

FYI, here is where this comes from. :snap:

If I'd taken my husband's last name, this generator would have given us the same name. As it is, he'd be Poopsie Liverlips. I'll have to let him know. For us, it would have to be "The Poopsies."

As a couple we're Fluffy and Bootie Wafflechunks. I don't think my husband will like the Fluffy part but he loves waffles!

Isn't that the featured dancer at the Deja-Vu this week?

loopy bubble buns is here!

Isn't that the name of a co-star in "Debbie Does Dallas"?

Poopsie Girdle-Fanny. Tee hee.

Why hello. You don't remember me? I'm Zippy Girdlepants, remember?

They call me Dinky. Dinky Bubblebuns. One of a long line of Bubblebuns. Look! Look at my tight ass! It's what we Bubblebuns are famous for! :D ;)

Girdlebiscuits, Loopy Girdlebiscuits