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blueerica 09-19-2005 11:36 AM

Ladies!! Wanna keep your man?
 
Here's the secret!

Quote:

You, too, can rely on "Lysol" to help protect your married happiness... keep you desirable!

scaeagles 09-19-2005 11:41 AM

I don't think I'd want a woman that needed that.....

blueerica 09-19-2005 11:44 AM

True dat!

wendybeth 09-19-2005 11:49 AM

Lol! I wonder if our moms or grandmas ever used it? Eeewwww.........

alphabassettgrrl 09-19-2005 11:58 AM

Amazing some of the things we'll believe. Gah. I always thought women smelled great....

Prudence 09-19-2005 12:11 PM

Gah! The prose!
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A man marries a woman because he loves her. So instead of blaming him if married love begins to cool, she should question herself.
I don't care what they're selling. It's all Gah!

And again I say, Gah!

Tito's Kitten 09-19-2005 01:00 PM

douches... Scary. Lysol douches....scarier.

As if I didn't have enough to worry about..cleaning the house, the boss coming over for dinner and now the flu virus, salmonella, and fungi in my crotch that is causing the loss of that love and feeling... Great.

I love her face..Oh no inhibitions, doubt and ignorance!!!!

mistyisjafo 09-19-2005 01:15 PM

Nice frickin ad! Funny!!

Gemini Cricket 09-19-2005 01:35 PM

Lysolo mio!
Yikes!
:D
lol!

Not Afraid 09-19-2005 06:22 PM

Come here honey bunch and have a taste o'my Lysol fresh snatch. I freashened up just for you. You'll love me more now won't ya? You like my pink babydoll and clean cowboy boots too, don'tcha? Come'ere now sweetie.

Cadaverous Pallor 09-19-2005 06:50 PM

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".

I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant.

wendybeth 09-19-2005 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor
:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'm so glad it's "non-caustic". When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic"

I wonder how many men ended up with a mouthful of disinfectant.

None that will admit it, I'm sure.

NirvanaMan 09-19-2005 11:03 PM

Does it come in pine scent?

Jazzman 09-20-2005 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor
When I'm buying cleaner for my cooch, the first thing I look for is the words "non-caustic".

Now filed in the "Future Sig Lines" folder.

Classic! :D

Ponine 09-20-2005 11:00 AM

All right folks... I had to know.... so here you go... more ads...
Old Lysol Ads

I'm going to go puke now. :eek:

Prudence 09-20-2005 11:16 AM

Oh my heck -- ad #8 "...only a poison can kill germs." Oh yes, I think that's a fine place to put poison.

Morrigoon 09-20-2005 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Jazzman
Now filed in the "Future Sig Lines" folder.

Classic! :D

Feh, how about the NOW sig lines folder! :)

PanTheMan 09-20-2005 11:41 AM

I thought most women just stood on thier heads and poured in a cup of bleach once a week...


(Runs Screaming out the door........)

alphabassettgrrl 09-20-2005 11:13 PM

Lysol will "restore every woman's confidence in her power to please". Um, that's not the way to be pleasing... or, rather, there are so many better ways to ...

"It is non-poisonous when diluted and used according to directions". :eek: Um, has the writer of the ads recognized that this is a bit of a *sensitive* area???

I don't know whether to laugh or scream. Truly. I do know that I don't want my women to smell like pine...

Jazzman 09-21-2005 01:18 AM

If a lady really wants to "restore her power to please" down there, she should pass on the Lysol and instead use cheescake!



Oh, wait.... that might not go so well there either.....

Morrigoon 09-21-2005 11:04 AM

Maybe not, but removing it would be a lot more fun for both!


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