Bush - the Daily Grind
 

Oh NO! We're not talking about George. We're talking about the only kind of Bush worth talking about.

That's right. I'm derailing the forum. Let's talk about Bush or the Daily Grind - both of the good sort. Enough of the REAL nasty, let's talk about the NASTY!

Trimmed, Shaved into a design, or Bald.....

Wait if it was bald it technically couldn't be a Bush....

oh Well. Now thats a BUSH I love.

My bush is wet.... because I just got out of the shower.

:blush: I honest to goodness do not know if I have the guts to play this game LOL

Mmmmm...bush.

For me, a vagina is like Detroit. I know it's there, but I have no desire to visit.

I approve.

The daily grind with a nicely trimmed, wet(not because I just got out of the shower) bush.....that's what I'm talkin' about. :evil:

So we've discussed going "bald" via the Brazillian - how about other styles one might sport? In my uh... research... I've seen hearts, stars, "landing strips," neat trims, and jungles. Preferences? Experiments? Favorite Grinds?

Somebody save me from all this political speak ;)

I've seen a "V", I suppose it was for "vagina".

I obviously was absent that day in the lab. ;)

Or virgin...

Oh this reminds me, I recently met Mink Stole, in Pink Flamingos, I believe her's was dyed blue - or was it pink...?

Oh, it definitely wasn't for virgin.

I wonder if anyone's ever found a Hidden Mickey there...

Seen an Arrow pointing down, and a Heart....

Hmmmmmmm......


No, I'm not THAT geeky.

Riiiggghhhtttt...

;)

I remember once seeing a tattoo of Abraham Lincoln strategically located so that he had a beard. Brings a whole new meaning to President Bush.

Saw a Tattoo of a Stick-man "Mowing the lawn"...

This is actually the topic I expected to see when I saw the "Clinton speaks about bush" thread

All I can think is, am I that geeky?

I don't know.

Oh, and remember, a "V" counts double as both identification and an arrow. Put it together and it's a real deal roadsign. "Vagina this way"

Here's my current dilemma - short or long? Putting green or wild meadow?

Short. Guys have a hard enough time down there finding those special spots without wishing they took a weed-whacker with them on their journey south. And hacking up a hair doesnt make for the most romantic of moments.

That's why men should definitely wax their chests and backs. Blech, a mouthful of chest hair is Naaaaaaaaasty!

This is especially funny, btw, when the bush is a bright green, and there is a little cut-out section where the tattoo lies.

I don't mind hairy guys (down below, chest, back...). Ok, maybe I'd turn away Chewbacca. But mostly it's a positive thing for me. Really smooth guys are a bit less sexy in my book. Not that I'd turn away a smooth guy ;) it's just a whole other thing.

Plus, I'd never make anyone go through a waxing. :eek: Ow.