Finally - the answer to the cause of Katrina
 

Well, at least now we know why Katrina happened.

"Stevens has been in newspapers across the country where he was quoted in an Associated Press story as saying the Yakuza Mafia used a Russian-made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina in a bid to avenge the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. "

http://www.journalnet.com/articles/2...cal/news05.txt

OK.

Wait. Is this an episode of Superman or something?

I was thinking more along the lines of James Bond.

Me thinks that this guy is going to wish he had that steady weatherman paycheck again before too long.

Oh, and as a slight hijack scaeagles, were you aware that Hurricane Katrina caused Bush to fall off the wagon? :)

Maybe this is all a secret plot for the Russkies and those crazy Yakuza dudes to bring Bush down. Heck, look at his approval ratings and I'm sure you will agree that it is working.

And probably the medical benefits to pay for his psychiatric care.

MBC, I am encouraged by your post. Getting your news from The National Enquirer.......it is a step up from CNN. :)

The national Enquirer is a step up from CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox, and all the other network news, but it still has not got the credibility, in my view, of either the daily show, or the onion.

Hahaha! Yes, the Onion is the ultimate source for ALL your news! Did anybody else carry the story about hijackers and their first days in Hell? HELL no! Only the Onion's reporters would go to hell and back to get you the story!

and 10 steps up from Faux News.

Besides, the N.E. was the first to report that Rush was a drug addict and that turned out to be true. ;)

I seem to recall they also once had a picture of him meeting with space aliens who were begging him to run for President.

Still one of my favorites :snap:

Perhaps they just mis-identified Karl Rove. I can understand them thinking he is an alien. I have my own suspicions.

According to my extensive research ;) - It was the Illumanti and the new world order, which Bush is a part of. :cheers:

Hi my name is George and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi George.

All Hail Discordia!

Well, after being kidnapped by James Carville, I can most definitely assure you he IS a space alien.

Did you earn a toaster in the process?

No - aliens typically don't pay you for the pleasure of anal probing.